PCU - Invitation to a college gathering at the Pit
Mullaney:
Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.
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PCU - The Bicentennial Tour of Historical Nonsense
Mullaney:
You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.
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PCU - Settling the Score Over Milkbones
Mullaney:
Now we're even for the milkbones.
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Swingers - Timing for Making Phone Calls
Mike:
So how long do I wait to call?
Trent:
A day.
Mike:
Tomorrow.
Sue:
Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent:
Yeah.
Mike:
So two days?
Trent:
Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue:
Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent:
You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue:
Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
Trent:
But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Mike:
Yeah, but you know what, maybe I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles:
Then ask her where you met her.
Mike:
Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
Trent:
You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Mike:
Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue:
Six days.
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