Memorable Quotes from Alex Solowitz
1 quoteWorkplace Tension Over Sales Techniques
Cineplex manager
What the hell is wrong with you?
Enid
What? I was just joking around with the customers. It's my schtick.
Cineplex manager
Well, lose it. And why aren't you pushing the larger sizes? Didn't you get training about upsizing?
Enid
Yeah, but I feel really weird. It's pretty sleazy.
Cineplex manager
It's not optional!
[leaves her]
Enid
Jesus.
[rolls her eyes]
Customer
Hi. Can I get a medium ]?
[[w:7 Up|7 Up]
Enid
Medium? Why, sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more, you could purchase a large beverage? And you know, I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends. Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value.
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