Alexander SkarsgårdQuotes

Brint: Or the way Hansel combs his hair?

Meekus: Or like, doesn't, it's like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel? Mmmhahaha!

Brint: I'm sure Hansel's heard of styling gel, he's a male model.

Meekus: Uh, Earth to Brint, I was making a joke.

Brint: Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh, okay, I knew that!

Meekus: Uh, Earth to Brint, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all well, I'm sure he's heard of styling gel like you *didn't* know it was a joke! Ahaha!

Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn't get it right away!

Meekus: Uh, Earth to Brint...

Derek Zoolander: Would you guys stop it already?

Amleth: He's here... He's here!

Amleth: Mother! Father is here!

Queen Gudrún: Never enter my Chambers without invitation!

Royal Servant: The King is here, my lady!

Queen Gudrún: [referring to Amleth] Come.

Amleth: Odin's brought him home!

King Aurvandill: Onward brother!

Peasants: Hail King Aurvandill! Hail!

King Aurvandill: Like a battle dog returning to its master, I have come to be feted by my Queen.

Queen Gudrún: Ever are we bound, my Lord.

King Aurvandill: Prince Amleth, you have grown too old to be greeted as a child.

Prince Amleth: [Bows] Hail, Lord King.

King Aurvandill: [Picks up Prince Amleth and hugs him for a short moment] But, a father never grows too old for a good smothering! Oh, how I've missed you, my son!

Queen Gudrún: Will your brother not grace us with his presence?

King Aurvandill: Think not of Fjölnir, he will soon be with us.

King Aurvandill: [King Aurvandill hands over a necklace to young Prine Amleth] This was destined for this Prince. Wear it always with my love.

Amleth: Thank you father... my King.

Queen Gudrún: Fjölnir!

Fjölnir: [Whilst touching Aurvandill's ring] Hail, lord King!

King Aurvandill: Furnish this fierce-hearted slayer of men with some drink that I might drink to him!

Queen Gudrún: Accept my cup, kinsman.

Heimir the Jester: LOOK! How the Queen's cup grows wet for more men than her King! What metal might buy a fragrant sip, sweet silver? or hard Iron!

Fjölnir: Silence, you Dog! By Freyr, you slander your Lord and Mistress?!

King Aurvandill: Please, brother! Tis but a jest! A Jest! Heimir keeps a foul tongue yet I keep him as a deep sworn friend.

King Aurvandill: [The King hands Fjölnir's son to him] Come, brother. Here is one more need of your safe keeping than myself.

Fjölnir: [Proceeds to toast] My son, Thorir. To my Brother, the War Raven!

Amleth: To the Kingdom of Hrafnsey!

King Aurvandill: Approach, Amleth, and behold in our blood the tree of kings!

Amleth: Father!

Villagers: Come for your carcass! you mongrels!

Fjölnir: You behold your brothers gaze in amazement, I knew well you would; pity you never paid a bastard's eyes heed before.

Fjölnir: [Fjölnir takes out a sword] Now... behold how swiftly your brother swings his sword!

King Aurvandill: Strike, brother... strike!

King Aurvandill: But know that bearing a stolen ring makes no half-breed a King! Soaked in my blood, it will soon be sliding off your arm like a serpent! ...Your kingdom will not last.

King Aurvandill: Let this misdeed haunt your living nights til a flaming vengeance gorges on your death.

King Aurvandill: Strike... Strike!

Fjölnir: To Valhöl!

Fjölnir: King Aurvandill is dead!

Villagers: Long live King Fjölnir! Long live King Fjölnir!

Fjölnir: [Referring to Amleth] Bring me the boys head!

Villagers: Do you see him?

Peasants: Over here!

Villagers: Cut him off!

Amleth: I will avenge you, Father! I will save you, Mother! I will kill you, Fjölnir!

Commander Stone Hopper: [''The morning after Alex has broken into a convenience store to get a chicken burrito and been arrested by the police, Alex wakes up in an ice bath while his brother is yelling at him.''; ''Alex has managed to get out of the ice bath Stone threw him in while he was passed out; he is now sitting on the couch.''; ''Pauses''] I've had it! Look at yourself! How is it that you screw everything up?! Oh, by the way, that girl you were trying to impress last night? Do you know who her father is? Admiral Shane! He runs the whole damn fleet! So now, you're messing with MY JOB! MY LIFE! Now I've always stayed out of your business, haven't I? Cause I was hoping that maybe one day, you would learn from your mistakes- you would grow up, you would mature a bit! You're 26, and what've you got? You've got, $65 to your name? A car that doesn't start, you're living on my couch... As of right now, as of right this second there's a new dynamic at play. And this dynamic is the following: from here on, until I state otherwise, there will be no more debate, no more discussion, no more compromise! It's me speaking, you listening! Me saying, you doing. Do you understand that? It's time for a new course of action. A new direction; a game change. You're joining me in the Navy.