The Hot Chick - Frustrations Over Delays and Missed Plans
April:
Uh, Jessica has a...problem.
Keesha:
She's only going to make us wait an hour this time?
Lulu:
What about the class trip to Six Flags? She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
Keesha:
Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
Jessica/Clive:
I had my period, OK!
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The Hot Chick - Humorous Banter Among Unlikely Characters
Mambuza Bongo Player:
(recurring line) And look, you can put your weed in it!
Lulu:
Minimum wage for a maximum loser!
Bathroom Attendant:
And if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.
Keesha's Mom:
You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.
Man: [[Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo|That's a huge bitch]
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