Alexis ArquetteQuotes

Tiffany: You know, Damien. There's something that I never told you about Chucky.

Damien: Don't tell me Schmucky's one of those dolls who wets his pants.

Tiffany: Ah, ah, ah, ah! I wouldn't talk that way about Chucky if I were you. He has a very bad temper.

Damien: Oooooooh!

Tiffany: [Damien laughs; thunder and Lightning crashes] You see, we've been together for years. Of course, that was before the cops killed when he passed his soul into that doll there. Boy, was he ever jealous. And if anyone ever looked at me, Chucky would take care of you. Wouldn't you, Chucky? We're gonna get married. God, was he an incredible lover? He was the best I ever had.

Damien: Come on, babe. He ain't big enough to take care of a woman like you.

Chucky: [rips Damien's piercings off his lips and cackles. Then, he suffocates him with a pillow cackling with delight and impressing Tiffany. Then, he sits on his face while being suffocated by the pillow] It ain't the size that counts, asshole. It's what you do with it! Hi.

Tiffany: [quietly] Hi.

Chucky: How ya been?

Tiffany: Okay...you?

Chucky: Peachy! Actually to tell you the truth I've been kinda out of it.

Tiffany: I know it took me 10 years to find you.

Chucky: [looks at the picture] That is sick! What are you doing with this jerk anyway?

Tiffany: 10 years is a long time, Chucky. Besides I was never with him. But you know me. I'll kill anybody but I'll only sleep with someone I love.

Chucky: You look great, Tif.

Tiffany: Thank you.

Chucky: [Damien dies from being suffocated; giggles] I mean, I gotta be honest. I always thought you're gonna let yourself go. Come here!

Tiffany: Stop it!