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Alexis Arquette Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Alexis Arquette

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Chucky's Temper and Unspoken Secrets
Tiffany You know, Damien. There's something that I never told you about Chucky.
Damien Don't tell me Schmucky's one of those dolls who wets his pants.
Tiffany Ah, ah, ah, ah! I wouldn't talk that way about Chucky if I were you. He has a very bad temper.
Damien Oooooooh!
Tiffany You see, we've been together for years. Of course, that was before the cops killed when he passed his soul into that doll there. Boy, was he ever jealous. And if anyone ever looked at me, Chucky would take care of you. Wouldn't you, Chucky? We're gonna get married. God, was he an incredible lover? He was the best I ever had.
[Damien laughs; thunder and Lightning crashes]
Damien Come on, babe. He ain't big enough to take care of a woman like you.
Chucky It ain't the size that counts, asshole. It's what you do with it! Hi.
[rips Damien's piercings off his lips and cackles. Then, he suffocates him with a pillow cackling with delight and impressing Tiffany. Then, he sits on his face while being suffocated by the pillow]
Tiffany Hi.
[quietly]
Chucky How ya been?
Tiffany Okay...you?
Chucky Peachy! Actually to tell you the truth I've been kinda out of it.
Tiffany I know it took me 10 years to find you.
Chucky That is sick! What are you doing with this jerk anyway?
[looks at the picture]
Tiffany 10 years is a long time, Chucky. Besides I was never with him. But you know me. I'll kill anybody but I'll only sleep with someone I love.
Chucky You look great, Tif.
Tiffany Thank you.
Chucky I mean, I gotta be honest. I always thought you're gonna let yourself go. Come here!
[Damien dies from being suffocated; giggles]
Tiffany Stop it!