The Bad News Bears - League Rules on Equipment Compliance
Buttermaker: [tosses the jockstraps to his players]
There is one thing I forgot to tell you guys. It's a league rule; cups and supporters. Gotta be worn at all times. Either you wear em and you play, or you don't wear em and you don't play.
Tanner:
Can we stop this, already? We've got another hour of practice.
Jose: [puts his back in the box]
¡Yo no me voy a poner esto! ¡Esto duele! (I'm not wearing this! It hurts!)
Buttermaker:
What? What are you saying?
Ogilvie:
I've been brushing up on my Spanish as of lately, and I think he is saying something about, you know, his being Catholic, and it's a sin.
Buttermaker: [hands it back to Jose]
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Tanner:
I know what it is.
Engelberg:
This is a free country. Let's be democratic, and take a vote.
Buttermaker:
There'll be no voting, Engelberg.
Toby:
What about Amanda?
Amanda:
You ain't strappin one of these things on me.
Engelberg: [throws his at Buttermaker; the rest of his teammates agree with him]
Well, if she don't wear one, I don't wear one!
Tanner:
Anyway, it's too small.
Kelly:
If she doesn't wear one, neither do I.
Amanda:
What are you doing here?
Kelly:
Some asshole changed my mind.
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The Bad News Bears - Building Success Takes Time
Buttermaker: [after the Bears lose 18-0]
Come on, fellas. Rome wasn't built in a day.
Ogilvie:
Yeah, it took several hundred years.
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The Bad News Bears - Team Dynamics and Racial Tensions Explored
Tanner:
All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin moron!
Ogilvie:
Tanner, I think you need to be reminded from time to time that you are one of the few people on this team who is not a Jew, spic, nigger, pansy or booger-eating moron. So you'd better cool it or we may be disposed to beat the crap out of you.
Tanner:
Oh, yeah?
Ogilvie: [they both fight]
Yeah.
Buttermaker: [stops both of them]
Cut it out. Now guys, somebody’s gotta pay for this windshield, and I think, Engelberg, it's gonna be your father.
Engelberg:
Bullshit.
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Friendship and Love Amidst Musical Differences
Tommy:
You really love David, don't you?
Alice:
Yep, I do.
Tommy:
Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him.
Alice:
Hey, now you're using your old noggin! Thanks pal!
Alice:
My boy!
Tommy:
Mom, mom, I can't breathe!
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Inappropriate Comments in a Casual Conversation
David: [Tommy's milking a cow]
Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.
Tommy:
Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?
Alice: [to David]
Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't.
Tommy:
Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Parenting and Humor in Unexpected Situations
Alice:
I'm an okay sorta person. How'd I get such a smart-ass kid?
Tommy:
You got pregnant.
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore - A Mother and Son's Playful Exchange
Tommy:
Mom, are we in Arizona yet?
Alice:
If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?
Tommy:
Life is short.
Alice:
So are you.
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