The Good Girl - Hair Advice and Makeup Recommendations
Cheryl:
Sit right down here, ma'am. We're going to make you pretty. Now how do you like your hair?
Big Haired Woman:
What? Are you going to do my hair?
Cheryl:
No, I just need to know if that's your usual way of wearing it, all big and high. If it is, I'll just put more makeup on your chin to offset it. You're going to want to take a whole bottle of this home with you. It's got quite a lot of ingredients in it, so you're getting a good deal. It's got ginkgo extract in it. Do you know what that is?
Big Haired Woman:
No.
Cheryl:
It's extract of the ginkgo, and it makes your skin real slick so that any liquid will roll right off you, be it water, or lemon juice, or urine. I'll put it in a bag for you.
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