Alisha Weir Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Alisha Weir

11 quotes

Abigail

A Tense Confrontation in a Cage

Joey We want to talk.

[''To Abigail trapped in elevator'']

Abigail Please, please let me out. I'm scared.

Joey Cut the shit. You're really good at pretending to be a little girl. Quick question, who's inside the cage right now?

Abigail Thank you. I've had a few centuries of experience.

[''Does [[w:curtsy|a curtsy]

Joey Tell us how to get out of here, and we'll let you go.

Abigail No.

Sammy Hey, what's gonna happen to me?! Am I gonna turn into a vampire?!

[''Lunges forward with Joey thwarting her'']

Abigail Maybe.

Sammy Oh, my God! She said "maybe"!

Peter It's okay.

[''Consoling Sammy'']

Frank Listen little lady, or ma'am, whatever. We're very sorry, okay? We didn't know who you were. We thought you were a regular 12-year old-girl.

Abigail You were gonna beat me and torture me when you thought I was just a regular 12-year old-girl.

Frank Yeah, well... like I say, we're very sorry. We would never have taken you if we knew who your father was.

Abigail You did work for him, didn't you? Haven't you wondered why I brought you here?

[''All crew look at Frank in dismay'']

Peter You brought us here?

Abigail Jesus Christ. There was never any money. I planned all of this. Lambert works for me.

[''Brings hand to forehead'']

Sammy What are you talking about?

Abigail Don't you know, Jessie?

Sammy What did you just call me?

Abigail Jessica Hurney. You started your career siphoning money from your affluent parents bank accounts. ] came next, then ], and eventually much bigger fish. One in particular.

[[w:Hedge fund|Hedge funds; [w:Offshore bank|private offshore accounts]

Sammy I can give it back.

Abigail Terrence Lacroix. Muscle for the Montreal Broussard family. Did it bore you snapping necks for pay? Enduring endless taunts from your colleagues about your stunted intellect? Is that why you stole from your whole crew who just happened to be a tiny subsidiary of our whole empire? How long did the money last, you weak, disloyal inebriate? Former Detective Adam Barrett. You thought you could infiltrate our New York arm under deep cover. But you liked the life a little too much, didn't you? The power you had when you were free of rules and regulations. It became an addiction. How empty did you feel when you finally arrested our three lieutenants you'd worked so hard to get close to? And how empty did you feel after I ripped up their bodies in the hotel penthouse because of you? You changed your name, you left town, and you never saw your family again. But it wasn't for their safety, was it, Detective Barrett? Finally, we have the tragic Ana Lucia Cruz. Former army medic drummed out of service for shooting up ].

[''Peter looks guilty''; [w:Morphine#Addiction|Uncle Sam's morphine]

Ana I was injured in the field.

Abigail You tried to take care of your son, before abandoning him to his fuckup of a father

Ana Shut up.

Abigail You became an underground doctor for some very shady people. But one day, you were just too high to do your job, and instead of removing a bullet, you nicked an artery, and someone very important to my father's business bled out. But you and Detective Barrett have something in common. You never went back for your son.

Ana Shut the fuck up! And what do you tell yourself, huh? That you want to be your daddy's little errand girl? No, he did lose interest in you. That wasn't a lie. How many of your father's enemies you're gonna have to kill until he loves you again?

Adam If this is about revenge, why didn't you just kill us? Why'd you bring us here?

Ana Because it isn't. This is just a game to her.

Adam Bullshit. She was screaming at the house and Dad triggered the alarm.

Ana That wasn't even her father. That wasn't Lazaar. And for what, because you're fucking bored?! For your fucking entertainment?!

Abigail What can I say? I like playing with my food. You're the same as all the other meat sacks I've brought here over the years. Nothing different about any of you. Nothing special. Just something to help me pass the time.

Ana Quick question. Who's inside a cage right now?

Abigail If you let me out, I'll let two of you live.

Terrence Oh. Which two? What?!

[''Jessica slaps him'']

Abigail It's a surprise.

Adam Fuck this. Let's just kill her now.

Abigail You tried that, Frank. If you would like to open this door and try again, please do. My offer just expired. Now I'll only let one of you live, whoever lets me out.

[''Ana and Terrence both draw pistols at each other'']

Adam She's fucking lying, you moron. You touch that door, you're as dead as the rest of us.

Terrence Maybe it's worth a try.

Ana We have her Peter. That's why we did this, so we can trade her for our lives.

Abigail That will never happen. Joey was right. No matter how many of you I kill, my father doesn't love me, and he's not gonna trade me for anything. So go on, Peter, let me out. Go on.

Ana Peter, if you touch that door, I will shoot you.

Terrence I'm sorry, guys. Ah! You shot me!

[''Reaches for latch with Ana shooting him in the torso''; ''Repeatedly'']

Ana I barely grazed you. Now give me your gun so I can patch you up.

Terrence You're sure crazy.

Ana I prefer "impatient". Frank, help me out. Sammy, watch her.

Jessica Fuck that shit. Hm-mm.

Ana Sammy.

Jessica I'm not staying down here... with that. Fuck that shit, Joey.

Adam I got this.

[''Ana, Terrence and Jessica walk away'']

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Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

Schooling and Accountability in Matilda's Life

Mr. Wormwood I can't believe that! Talking to me like that. How dare they! I'm getting fined because of you!

[turns to Matilda]

Matilda Wormwood It's not my fault! You forgot to send me to school.

Mr. Wormwood Yeah, well you're going to school now, and you're gonna meet The Trunchbull.

Matilda Wormwood The Trunchbull?

Mr. Wormwood Agatha Trunchbull. Headmistress of Crunchem Hall.

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Abigail

Seeking Clarity Through Conversation

Abigail What's happening? Let's... let's just talk.

[''After Frank, Peter and Sammy find her dancing with Dean's corpse'']

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Abigail

Consequences of Choices in a Dangerous Situation

Terrence Getting shot hurts, Sammy.

Abigail The offer still stands, Frank. Open the door, and I'll let you keep all your blood.

Adam Oh.

Abigail Organs, too.

Adam Sure.

Abigail I'm serious. You could be useful to us.

Adam Why don't you... tell me... how to get the fuck out of here, and I'll consider it.

Abigail If I told you, you'd just leave me here. You first.

Adam You know what, my offer just expired. Have fun spending eternity in a fucking elevator.

[''Gets up'']

Abigail Wait, I'll tell you. But you have to let me out immediately after I do.

Adam All right. Fine. It's a deal.

Abigail There's a secret door in the library. The bookshelf on the right wall. ].

[[w:And Then There Were None|And Then There Were None]

Adam Hmm. Very good. Thanks.

[''Walks away'']

Abigail Wait. A deal's a deal.

Adam Oh, right. The deal. Ain't I a silly billy? Still gullible at your age, you fucking freak? What's so fucking funny?

[''Chuckles dryly and walks over''; ''Pretends to undo latch''; ''Chuckles cruelly with Abigail also laughing''; ''Abigail breaks elevator cage sending Frank flying with her doing ballet moves over him with Ana rushing over to break open planks on window sending sunlight searing off Abigail's right hand'']

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Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

The Importance of Imagination and Freedom

Matilda Wormwood Escapologist, escapologist

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Abigail

The Challenges of Learning as a Vampire

Abigail Here's the thing about being a vampire, Frank: it takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit.

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Abigail

Confrontation and Resolution in Abigail's Journey

Abigail So you found Lambert. Did he convince you to take it all before you killed him? Our game ends here. I've made sure of that.

[''To vampire Frank after he killed Lambert''; ''Laughs''; ''Runs and leaps onto Frank'']

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Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

A Family's Unconventional Conversation About School

Matilda Wormwood Do you want to hear about my first day at school?

Mrs. Wormwood Yuck. I'd rather eat vegetables.

Mr. Wormwood It's official, I'm a genius! My losing streak is over. This fella comes into the lot. Huge he was. Great big bear of a man. And this bear of a man wants a luxury car.

Mrs. Wormwood Oh, lovely. But do bears drive?

Mr. Wormwood No. He's not a real bear.

Matilda Wormwood Do you have a luxury car?

Mr. Wormwood I've got two, boy.

Matilda Wormwood I'm a girl.

Mr. Wormwood One with a smashed-in front, and one with a smashed-in back. All I gotta do is cut them in half, glue them together and Bob's your chipmunk. Daddy's back.

Matilda Wormwood But isn't that illegal? And sort of, well, wrong?

[Mrs. Wormwood gasps]

Mr. Wormwood What'd he say? Wrong? Wrong? Give me that. The Grapes of...Idiot! How can grapes be angry? Hey? What utter junk!

[snatches the library book out of Matilda's hand]

Matilda Wormwood It's not about grapes.

Mrs. Wormwood Back-yakking! The little madam!

Matilda Wormwood I'm not back-yakking!

Mr. Wormwood Don't you back-yak me! I'll rip this book up in front of you.

Matilda Wormwood No, it's a library book!

Mrs. Wormwood Go on, do it. Go on.

Mr. Wormwood There! There! Now get to bed, you little bookworm.

[tears the pages of the library book]

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Abigail

A Hostage Situation Unfolds with Hidden Identities

Abigail What's going on?

[''Joey enters her room'']

Joey We're keeping you here until your father gives us some money.

Abigail Do you know who my father is?

Joey No. And we don't want to know, so don't tell me.

Abigail Are you gonna hurt me?

Joey No. If you behave yourself and do as we say, and if your dad gives us money, you'll be fine. In the meantime, I'm here to keep you safe and comfortable.

Abigail Can you promise me you're not gonna let anybody hurt me?

Joey I'll do you one better. I pinkie-promise you that I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you.

[''Holds up pinkie finger''; ''Abigail locks pinkies'']

Abigail What's your name?

Joey Um... oh, you can call me Joey.

Abigail Do you have any kids?

Joey I have a little boy. About your age.

Abigail What's his name? My name's Abigail.

Joey I can't tell you his name.

Abigail Can I make one up?

Joey I'd rather you didn't.

Abigail I'm just gonna call him Justin. What's Justin like?

Joey He's... just a... normal kid.

Abigail What does he like?

Joey Just normal kid stuff.

Abigail I don't really know about kid stuff. My dad, well, like, he thought he wanted a child but then he just lost interest. You've made a mistake; he doesn't care about me.

Joey I'm going to leave you alone now. I'll be back soon.

Abigail As soon as you say?

Joey Okay.

Abigail Joey?

Joey Yeah?

Abigail I'm sorry about what's going to happen to you.

Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

Standing Up Against Bullying

Matilda Wormwood Leave him alone, you stupid horrible bully!

[seeing the Trunchbull stretching Eric's ears]

Abigail

Names and Relationships Across Time