Memorable Quotes from Allen Danziger
4 quotesA Lesson Learned from Hitchhiking
Jerry
That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up.
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Neglected Places and Their Impact on Feelings
Sally
Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart.
[when they arrive at the old house, upon seeing its condition]
Jerry
Now it looks like the birthplace of ].
[[Bela Lugosi]
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Horoscopes Predict Disturbing Day for Friends
Pam
Hey, listen to Franklin's horoscope. “Travel in the country, long–range plans, and upsetting persons around you, could make this a disturbing and unpredictable day. The events in the world are not doing much either to cheer one up.”
Jerry
That's just perfect. And now read Sally's.
Pam
Oh, no. Capricorn's ruled by Saturn. “There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.”
[reading from the American Astrology book]
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Empty Tank and Delayed Transport
Jerry
Hi, Mister. Would you fill'er up, please?
Old Man
I got no gas.
Kirk
What? You're all out of gas?
Old Man
My tank's empty! Transport wouldn't be here until late this afternoon. Maybe not even til tomorrow morning.
Franklin
Hey, do you know where the old Franklin place is?
Old Man
The old Franklin place?
Franklin
Yeah, it's an old two-story rock house that sitting up on a hill. I thought it might be back on that road someplace, but I'm not really sure.
Old Man
Uh... yeah, maybe I've seen something like that up that way. Well now look, you boys don't want to go messin around some old house. You're liable to get hurt. You don't want to go fooling around other folk's property. Some folks don't like it, they don't mind showing you.
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