The Object of My Affection - Conflicted Feelings About Sister's Relationship
Constance Miller:
I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.
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The Creator - Weapon Location Confirmed Amidst Crisis
Colonel Howell:
Taylor, where is Shipley?
Joshua:
I'm with him right now. He's in pretty bad shape.
Colonel Howell:
Alright. Listen to me. Did you locate the weapon?
Joshua:
Yeah. It's here. I'm with it.
Colonel Howell:
Describe it.
Joshua:
It's a kid. It's a kid. They've made it into some kind of kid. That's the weapon.
Colonel Howell:
What? I can't reach you. You have to bring it in. Do you understand?
Joshua:
No. Shipley can't move. He's not looking good. At all. Police are everywhere. I don't know how I'm getting out right now. I don't even have an exit strategy right now.
Colonel Howell:
Then do what you have to do. Kill it.
Joshua:
What?
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The Creator - Reflection on Neanderthals and Human History
Colonel Howell:
You know, Neanderthal's got a bad rap. I mean, people talk about them like they were dumb, but... you know, turns out they made tools. They made clothes. They made medicine out of plants. They even made art. Little flower necklaces to bury their dead in. The only problem was there was a species that was smarter and meaner than them. Us. And we raped and murdered them out of existence.
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Drop Dead Gorgeous - Misunderstandings in Family Dynamics
Amber:
Mom! Mom! Mom!
Firefighter:
You family?
Loretta:
Oh no, she's just screaming "Mom, Mom" cause she's got Tourettes. She's Annette's kid, dipshit.
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Drop Dead Gorgeous - A Tense Exchange Between Friends
Candy Striper:
Hey, lil Miss Sad-pants and her friend Serious Sally, how about some nice cool mints to turn those frowns upside-down.
Loretta:
D'ya think a nice cool mint'd help if I shoved your head up your ass?
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The Help - Courage Through Generations in Family
Charlotte Phelan: [to Eugenia]
Courage sometimes skips a generation. Thank you for bringing it back to our family.
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The Help - A Call for Personal Connection
Charlotte Phelan: [to Eugenia]
Your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date?
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The Help - The Duality of Love and Hate
Charlotte Phelan: [to Eugenia]
Love and hate are two horns on the same goat, Eugenia. And you need a goat.
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10 Things I Hate About You - Perceptions of Character in 10 Things I Hate
Ms. Perky:
People perceive you as somewhat...
Kat: [[w:The Tempest|Tempestuous]
]?
Ms. Perky:
Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
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