Memorable Quotes from Allyce Beasley
2 quotesFamily Greetings and Introductions at the Gathering
Eleanor
Oh, hello!
[chuckles]
Aunt Tina
Hello, we're here.
Eleanor
Oh, Crenshaw!
Aunt Beatrice
Hi, auntie.
Frederick
Crenshaw!
Uncle Crenshaw
Frederick!
Frederick
Little high, Little low!
Littles
Little hey, Little ho!
Aunt Beatrice
We come bearing gifts for young Stuart.
Cousin Edgar
Yes, where is my new nephew?
Uncle Crenshaw
The Little family's getting bigger and bigger.
Stuart
Boy. That's a lot of Littles.
George
Uncle Crenshaw!
Uncle Crenshaw
There's my favorite little nephew.
Uncle Stretch
Oh, you can't say that anymore, Crenshaw.
Aunt Tina
That's right. Now we have two favorite little nephews.
Cousin Edgar
That's right. Where is the lad?
Uncle Stretch
He has a lot of gifts to open.
George
Are any of those for me?
Frederick
Attention, everybody. We'd like to introduce you to someone.
Eleanor
This is Stuart.
Stuart
Hello, everyone.
Uncle Stretch
He's a, a...
Aunt Beatrice
...dorable!
Aunt Tina
Adorable!
Uncle Stretch
Yeah, that's right. I couldn't think of the word.
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The Significance of Schmelling in Conversation
Eleanor
Oh, Stuart, look!
Frederick
Look at that! This is a real Schmelling.
Stuart
Those are the best kind.
Uncle Crenshaw
You know what they say: "If it ain't Schmelling"...
Littles
It ain't bowling".
Uncle Stretch
Look here, Stuart. Climb on up here, son. Plant your caboose right up here.
Aunt Beatrice
He may have to grow into it.
Aunt Tina
I think he's grown a little since we've been here.
Grandma Estelle
That's what happened to me. One summer, I just shot right up.
Stuart
May I say something? In the orphanage, we used to tell fairy tales of finding our families and having a party like this. A party with cakes and presents and all varieties of meat loaf. A party with a big family who came from far away just to wish us well. I don't know much about families, but this must be the nicest family in the world. So I just wanted to thank each of you. Because now I know, fairy tales are real.
Snowbell
Fairy tales are real? Oy, I think I'm gonna cough up a furball.
Uncle Crenshaw
And now, it's time for the best present of all. It's something for you and George.
Frederick
George. Stand next to Stuart.
Uncle Crenshaw
This is something that gave your father and me hours of enjoyment when we were young brothers just like you and Stuart. This ball belonged to your great-great-grandfather, Jedediah Little. Remember, Frederick, those long summer days playing catch?
[He gives an old brown baseball to George.]
Frederick
Yeah.
Cousin Edgar
George, why don't you take your brother outside and toss around the old horsehide?
Uncle Crenshaw
Yeah, what do you say, George? You ready?
George
Are you all nuts? Bicycles and bowling balls? How's he gonna toss a baseball? How's he gonna do any of those things? He's not my brother, he's a mouse.
[thinking that everyone lost his mind]
Uncle Stretch
Time to go.
Aunt Beatrice
Excellent idea.
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