Memorable Quotes from Alyson Hannigan
7 quotesUnexpected Sentiment from Steve Stifler
Michelle Flaherty
Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. This is huge; it's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.
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Love Defined Beyond Feelings
Michelle Flaherty
Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.
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Love is an Action, Not Just a Feeling
Michelle Flaherty
Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, you've given me everything I ever wanted, and it is my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
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Unexpected Autocomplete Surprises During Online Shopping
Michelle Levenstein
Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up.
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An Awkward Memory Shared
Michelle Flaherty
This one time--um, here.
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Defending Marriage Against Inappropriate Advances
Michelle Levenstein
Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!
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Unexpected Exclamation in American Pie 2
Michelle Flaherty
Jim?! holy potatoes!
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