Memorable Quotes from Amber Stevens West
2 quotesUnexpected Introductions in a Family Setting
Captain Dickson
How do you know this person?
[sees Schmidt dating his daughter Maya]
Maya
Dad, this is Doug, he's a guy I'm dating.
Captain Dickson
What the fuck?
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An Unconventional Meeting at a Party
Mrs. Dickson
So, how did you and Doug meet?
Maya
We met at a party and then he stalked me to my dorm room.
Captain Dickson
Stalked you? And then what happened?
Maya
Then, we hung out and watched a movie.
Maya
Actually, we watched it a couple times.
[pause for a second]
Captain Dickson
This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?
Schmidt
Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!
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