22 Jump Street - Unexpected Introductions in a Family Setting
Captain Dickson: [sees Schmidt dating his daughter Maya]
How do you know this person?
Maya:
Dad, this is Doug, he's a guy I'm dating.
Captain Dickson:
What the fuck?
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22 Jump Street - An Unconventional Meeting at a Party
Mrs. Dickson:
So, how did you and Doug meet?
Maya:
We met at a party and then he stalked me to my dorm room.
Captain Dickson:
Stalked you? And then what happened?
Maya:
Then, we hung out and watched a movie.
Maya: [pause for a second]
Actually, we watched it a couple times.
Captain Dickson:
This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?
Schmidt:
Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!
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