Andie MacDowell Quotes

Dorothy Winters It's cookies! He smells like cookies — and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.

Ann Bishop Mullany I think that um... I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it, and I think that stuff about women wantin it just as bad as men is crap. I mean I think that women want it, I just don't think that they want it for the same reason that men think they do.

Charles Sorry.. look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and... , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of ] in fact, eh, while he was still with ], eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on...

Carrie That was very romantic.

Charles Well, I thought it over a lot, you know, I wanted to get it just right.

Charles There I was, standing there in the church, and for the first time in my whole life I realised I totally and utterly loved one person. And it wasn't the person next to me in the veil. It's the person standing opposite me now... in the rain.

Carrie Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.

Charles Let me ask you one thing. Do you think - after we've dried off, after we've spent lots more time together - you might agree not to marry me? And do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life?...Do you ?

Carrie I do.

Ariel Moore I have been so lost! I've been losing my mind! And you don't even see it! You don't even care!

Rev. Shaw Moore Of course I care. Of course we care. We don't expect you to understand everything we do that's intended to keep you safe.

Ariel Moore Stop it! I hate it when you treat me like I'm a child!

Rev. Shaw Moore Well, whether you like it or not, young lady, you are my child!

Ariel Moore I'm not even a virgin!

Rev. Shaw Moore Please... Please don't talk like that in here.

Ariel Moore Well, what are you gonna do? Pass another law? Cause that sure as hell didn't keep him out of my panties!

Vi Moore Shaw!

Ariel Moore Well, let's go get that guy that blacken my eye cuz we don't hit girls in Bomont. Do we, daddy?

Rita Hanson Sometimes I wish I had a thousand lifetimes. I don't know, Phil. Maybe it's not a curse. Just depends on how you look at it.

Terri Gina, is that monkey-fish cat-bread lady gonna be here today?