Memorable Quotes from André Gower
3 quotesMisunderstanding About War and Spies
Patrick
Maybe he's a German spy.
[about Scary German Guy]
Sean
Oh good one! We're not at war with Germany anymore.
Phoebe
We're at war with Vietnam.
Sean
What?
Phoebe
It's in ]!
[[Rambo]
Horace
You guys, guess what happened!
Sean
Whoa, Fat Kid...
[collects himself]
Horace
Rudy saved my life! Do you think we can talk him into joining the monster club? Can we?
Sean
Huddle.
Patrick
Sean, he's in junior high.
Phoebe
I heard he killed his dad.
Horace
Get outta here, "Phoebe the Feeb"!
Sean
We should let him in on one condition...
Sean/Patrick/Horace
Monster test.
[in unison]
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A Call for Unconventional Defense
Sean
Kick him in the nards!
[To Horace]
Horace
What?!
Sean
KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!
Horace
He doesn't have nards!
Sean
Do it, DO IT!!!
[frantically]
Horace
Wolf Man's got nards!
[awestruck]
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Debate on Wolf Man's Driving Ability
Sean
Wolf Man can not drive a car.
Patrick
Yes, he can.
Sean
No, he can't.
Patrick
Yes, he can; look, all I'm saying is, Sean, he could if he had to.
Sean
He could not! You're being such a dork!
Patrick
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean
A dork.
Patrick
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean
Oh great, Phoebe. A dork.
[sees his younger sister Phoebe approach and eventually join them; Then, to Patrick once again]
Patrick
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean
A dork.
Patrick
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean
Infinity! Look, Wolf Man doesn't go to work. He's not like a guy.
[annoyed]
Patrick
What're you talking about? He walks around, he wears pants.
Sean
He had to wear pants, those movies were made in the Forties! He had to wear em so you wouldn't see his......wolf dork!
[He and Phoebe walk on ahead]
Patrick
Wolf dork"?!
[comes to a complete halt and lifts his sunglasses to stare at Sean in disbelief. Then, incredulously...]
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