The Monster Squad - A Call for Unconventional Defense
Sean: [To Horace]
Kick him in the nards!
Horace:
What?!
Sean:
KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!
Horace:
He doesn't have nards!
Sean: [frantically]
Do it, DO IT!!!
Horace: [awestruck]
Wolf Man's got nards!
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The Monster Squad - Misunderstanding About War and Spies
Patrick: [about Scary German Guy]
Maybe he's a German spy.
Sean:
Oh good one! We're not at war with Germany anymore.
Phoebe:
We're at war with Vietnam.
Sean:
What?
Phoebe: [[Rambo]
It's in ]!
Horace:
You guys, guess what happened!
Sean: [collects himself]
Whoa, Fat Kid...
Horace:
Rudy saved my life! Do you think we can talk him into joining the monster club? Can we?
Sean:
Huddle.
Patrick:
Sean, he's in junior high.
Phoebe:
I heard he killed his dad.
Horace:
Get outta here, "Phoebe the Feeb"!
Sean:
We should let him in on one condition...
Sean/Patrick/Horace: [in unison]
Monster test.
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The Monster Squad - Debate on Wolf Man's Driving Ability
Sean:
Wolf Man can not drive a car.
Patrick:
Yes, he can.
Sean:
No, he can't.
Patrick:
Yes, he can; look, all I'm saying is, Sean, he could if he had to.
Sean:
He could not! You're being such a dork!
Patrick:
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean:
A dork.
Patrick:
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean: [sees his younger sister Phoebe approach and eventually join them; Then, to Patrick once again]
Oh great, Phoebe. A dork.
Patrick:
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean:
A dork.
Patrick:
I know you are, but what am I?
Sean: [annoyed]
Infinity! Look, Wolf Man doesn't go to work. He's not like a guy.
Patrick:
What're you talking about? He walks around, he wears pants.
Sean: [He and Phoebe walk on ahead]
He had to wear pants, those movies were made in the Forties! He had to wear em so you wouldn't see his......wolf dork!
Patrick: [comes to a complete halt and lifts his sunglasses to stare at Sean in disbelief. Then, incredulously...]
Wolf dork"?!
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