A Shot in the Dark - Clouseau's Impact on the Ongoing Investigation
François:
He was disguised as hunter to watch over the Ballon house.
Dreyfus:
Give me ten men like Clouseau, and I could destroy the world. Where is he now?
François:
I don't know. After I got his release, he received a phone call. He ran from his office yelling he had found the clue that would crack the case.
Dreyfus: [breaks his cigar with his fingers. He takes another and uses the cigar cutter - a miniature guillotine]
This case is already so full of cracks one more won't make any difference. François.
François:
Yes, commissioner?
Dreyfus:
I just cut off my thumb.
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A Shot in the Dark - A Mistake in Case Assignment
François:
I made a terrible mistake.
Dreyfus:
Who did you assign to the case?
François:
Clouseau.
Dreyfus:
Oh, my God.
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The Return of the Pink Panther - Fortune Cookie Warnings in a Restaurant
Inspector Clouseau:
This is very strange. I do not ever recall receiving the fortune cookie in a Japanese restaurant.
Sgt. François Chevalier:
What does yours say?
Inspector Clouseau:
Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies...
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