Memorable Quotes from André Maranne
3 quotesA Mistake in Case Assignment
François
I made a terrible mistake.
Dreyfus
Who did you assign to the case?
François
Clouseau.
Dreyfus
Oh, my God.
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Clouseau's Impact on the Ongoing Investigation
François
He was disguised as hunter to watch over the Ballon house.
Dreyfus
Give me ten men like Clouseau, and I could destroy the world. Where is he now?
François
I don't know. After I got his release, he received a phone call. He ran from his office yelling he had found the clue that would crack the case.
Dreyfus
This case is already so full of cracks one more won't make any difference. François.
[breaks his cigar with his fingers. He takes another and uses the cigar cutter - a miniature guillotine]
François
Yes, commissioner?
Dreyfus
I just cut off my thumb.
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Fortune Cookie Warnings in a Restaurant
Inspector Clouseau
This is very strange. I do not ever recall receiving the fortune cookie in a Japanese restaurant.
Sgt. François Chevalier
What does yours say?
Inspector Clouseau
Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies...
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