Andre Rosey Brown Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Andre Rosey Brown

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Space Jam

Uniforms and Autographs in a Game Setting

Umpire Strike!

Barons player Looks good in that uniform.

Barons player Can't teach it.

Stars catcher Hey, thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now.

Michael Jordan No problem. Happy to do it, man.

[The catcher smiles and nods his head]

Umpire Let's go!

Stars catcher Curve ball. Don't swing. Don't swing.

[Nodding his head]

Umpire Ball!

Stars catcher Fastball, outside corner. Swing.

Umpire Strike!

Stars catcher That was your pitch.

Michael Jordan I know. I missed it.

Stars catcher Don't worry, I'll get you another one.

Barons manager Podolak! Podolak, come here. Come here!

[Calling]

Stan Podolak Sorry, didn't mean to.

Barons manager Come here!

Stan Podolak Yes, sir?

Barons manager I want you to make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want him to be the happiest player in the world.

Stan Podolak The happiest.

Stars catcher Slider. Don't swing.

Umpire Strike three!

Stars catcher I told you not to swing.

Michael Jordan I couldn't help it.

Stars catcher I understand. Hey, nice talking to ya.

Barons player We're not worried. We're not worried.

[Michael sits down as they talk to him.]

Barons player Good job, Mike.

Barons player #2: Don't worry. Good try. Good hustle.

Barons player #3 Good cut, Michael. Good cut.

Barons player #4 That was a strikeout, Mike. That was a good-looking strikeout. Real good.

Barons player #5 I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, man, it looks nasty, man. At least you did good, man. Good looking.

Stan Podolak Hi, Hi, Mr. Jordan. Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak.

[Smiling and waving; Leans in too far and falls down]

Michael Jordan You all right? That was a nasty fall.

Stan Podolak Yeah. Oh, I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan. I'm the Barons new publicist. I'm here to make your life easier. You want me to drive you somewhere, I will drive you anywhere. You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids, I will do it. I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever...bother... you.

[Looks at him and shakes his hand]

Michael Jordan What was that?