Memorable Quotes from Andréa Ferréol
3 quotesThe One-Legged Woman as Queen
Alba Bewick
In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen.
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The Transformation of the Body and Skeleton
Alba Bewick
Imagine that, the body - in all its delicious detail - fading away leaving a skeleton with iron legs.
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Unexpected News of Parenthood Emerges
Alba Bewick
I am about to become a mother, and you are about to become a father... or fathers.
Oswald Deuce
You what?
Oliver Deuce
You are?
Alba Bewick
I am.
Oswald Deuce
Good lord.
Oliver Deuce
You can?
Alba Bewick
Of course! Is leglessness a form of contraception?
Oswald Deuce
I'm not sure.
Alba Bewick
You're not sure!
Oswald Deuce
I'm delighted!
Alba Bewick
You are delighted! A pregnant cripple and you are delighted? Think of what it will do to my sense of balance!
[suspiciously]
Oswald Deuce
It might help! Give you more stability.
Alba Bewick
Then you recommend it? Recommendation's one thing. A womb on crutches is another.
Oliver Deuce
So... who's the father?
Alba Bewick
Well, well, well. Why don't you discuss it between yourselves?
Oliver Deuce
Why, don't you know?
Alba Bewick
Grand dieu! Does an animal behaviorist need to ask such questions? As far as I'm concerned, you both are.
Oswald Deuce
But you...
Alba Bewick
NO BUTS! You're brothers, aren't you? What's a few spermatozoa among brothers!
[smiling]
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