Club Paradise - Cliff Diving Lessons with Unconventional Instructors
Linda White:
Tomorrow Helmut and Christopher are giving me cliff diving lessons.
Randy White:
Great! What could be more fun than jumping off a cliff with two German bisexuals?
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula's Olympic Nagging Skills
Toula: [narrating]
If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!
Aunt Voula:
Taki, you couldn't wait for me?
Taki: [whispers]
Sorry, sorry.
Aunt Voula:
Sorry, sorry. Don't sorry me. Ugh. Look at this, a rash. Somebody gave me the mati.
Gus: [sprays Windex on her rash]
Put some Windex on.
Aunt Voula:
Ohh Gus, please, please!
Gus:
Voula, this works! Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
Aunt Voula: [very disgusted]
So why you not wait for me?
Taki:
Cause, he wants to talk.
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Family Dynamics and Daily Concerns
Aunt Voula:
Toula, have you seen Nikki?
Nico:
What's up, dear?
Aunt Voula:
No, my Nikki. She was supposed to come over and curl my hairs.
Maria:
Nick, did you check the meat before you signed for it?
Nico:
Yeah, I checked it.
Maria:
It better be fresh!
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula's Hair Curling Expectations
Aunt Voula: [After Nick accidentally hears his name called]
No, my Nikki. She was supposed to come over and curl my hair.
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula Faces Business Challenges
Aunt Voula: [To Gus and Maria]
Woe to me, business is bad.
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula on Family Gift Traditions
Aunt Voula: [Telling Ian's Family]
Look, this is what we do. The parents, they give a gift.
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula
Aunt Voula: [Watching Ian dance at the reception]
Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula's Surprise at Toula's Engagement
Aunt Voula:
Toula. Toula! You're engaged! You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you-Never! Never. Taki, didn't we say that..?
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula's Surprising Family Revelation
Aunt Voula: [to Ian's parents; Ian's parents are horrified. Voula grabs a drink and toasts.]
Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal column. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin. Opa!!
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula's Acceptance of Dietary Choices
Aunt Voula: [upon learning Ian is a vegetarian; The entire room stops, in shock. We hear plates break and there are gasps.]
What do you mean, he don't eat no meat? ...That's okay, that's okay. I make lamb.
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Conflicted Communication in Relationships
Aunt Voula:
Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula's Advice on Femininity
Aunt Voula: [after her daughter Nikki behaves rudely]
Skase! Be a lady!
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