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Andrea Martin Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Andrea Martin

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My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Aunt Voula
Aunt Voula Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.
[Watching Ian dance at the reception]
Cliff Diving Lessons with Unconventional Instructors
Linda White Tomorrow Helmut and Christopher are giving me cliff diving lessons.
Randy White Great! What could be more fun than jumping off a cliff with two German bisexuals?
Conflicted Communication in Relationships
Aunt Voula Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.
Aunt Voula's Advice on Femininity
Aunt Voula Skase! Be a lady!
[after her daughter Nikki behaves rudely]
Aunt Voula on Family Gift Traditions
Aunt Voula Look, this is what we do. The parents, they give a gift.
[Telling Ian's Family]
Aunt Voula's Acceptance of Dietary Choices
Aunt Voula What do you mean, he don't eat no meat? ...That's okay, that's okay. I make lamb.
[upon learning Ian is a vegetarian; The entire room stops, in shock. We hear plates break and there are gasps.]
Family Dynamics and Daily Concerns
Aunt Voula Toula, have you seen Nikki?
Nico What's up, dear?
Aunt Voula No, my Nikki. She was supposed to come over and curl my hairs.
Maria Nick, did you check the meat before you signed for it?
Nico Yeah, I checked it.
Maria It better be fresh!
Aunt Voula Faces Business Challenges
Aunt Voula Woe to me, business is bad.
[To Gus and Maria]
Aunt Voula's Olympic Nagging Skills
Toula If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!
[narrating]
Aunt Voula Taki, you couldn't wait for me?
Taki Sorry, sorry.
[whispers]
Aunt Voula Sorry, sorry. Don't sorry me. Ugh. Look at this, a rash. Somebody gave me the mati.
Gus Put some Windex on.
[sprays Windex on her rash]
Aunt Voula Ohh Gus, please, please!
Gus Voula, this works! Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
Aunt Voula So why you not wait for me?
[very disgusted]
Taki Cause, he wants to talk.
Aunt Voula's Surprising Family Revelation
Aunt Voula Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal column. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin. Opa!!
[to Ian's parents; Ian's parents are horrified. Voula grabs a drink and toasts.]
Aunt Voula's Hair Curling Expectations
Aunt Voula No, my Nikki. She was supposed to come over and curl my hair.
[After Nick accidentally hears his name called]
Aunt Voula's Surprise at Toula's Engagement
Aunt Voula Toula. Toula! You're engaged! You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you-Never! Never. Taki, didn't we say that..?