Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical - A Family's Unconventional Conversation About School
Matilda Wormwood:
Do you want to hear about my first day at school?
Mrs. Wormwood:
Yuck. I'd rather eat vegetables.
Mr. Wormwood:
It's official, I'm a genius! My losing streak is over. This fella comes into the lot. Huge he was. Great big bear of a man. And this bear of a man wants a luxury car.
Mrs. Wormwood:
Oh, lovely. But do bears drive?
Mr. Wormwood:
No. He's not a real bear.
Matilda Wormwood:
Do you have a luxury car?
Mr. Wormwood:
I've got two, boy.
Matilda Wormwood:
I'm a girl.
Mr. Wormwood:
One with a smashed-in front, and one with a smashed-in back. All I gotta do is cut them in half, glue them together and Bob's your chipmunk. Daddy's back.
Matilda Wormwood: [Mrs. Wormwood gasps]
But isn't that illegal? And sort of, well, wrong?
Mr. Wormwood: [snatches the library book out of Matilda's hand]
What'd he say? Wrong? Wrong? Give me that. The Grapes of...Idiot! How can grapes be angry? Hey? What utter junk!
Matilda Wormwood:
It's not about grapes.
Mrs. Wormwood:
Back-yakking! The little madam!
Matilda Wormwood:
I'm not back-yakking!
Mr. Wormwood:
Don't you back-yak me! I'll rip this book up in front of you.
Matilda Wormwood:
No, it's a library book!
Mrs. Wormwood:
Go on, do it. Go on.
Mr. Wormwood: [tears the pages of the library book]
There! There! Now get to bed, you little bookworm.
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Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) - Self-Respect and the Acting Profession
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Oblivion - The Importance of Forgetting in Oblivion
Victoria:
Our job is not to remember, remember?
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Mandy - Confrontation with Mortality in Mandy
Jeremiah Sand:
Look at me! Tell me, what do you see?
Mandy Bloom:
I see the reaper fast approaching.
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Mandy - A Song About Self-Reflection
Mandy Bloom:
You made this song?
Jeremiah Sand:
Yes. I did.
Mandy Bloom:
And it's about you?
Jeremiah Sand:
Yes. It is.
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