Memorable Quotes from Andrew Leeds
2 quotesUnexpected News About Significant Others at Party
Tim
Nate, what's up, man? Did you see? Significant others are welcome at the party.
Drew
Look at that. Looks like we're finally gonna meet Becca.
Nate
Yeah. Um, oh, shoot. Uh, except she's working late tonight. Modelling.
Tim
Is she shooting the cover... of "Full of Shit" magazine?
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Boss Asks Employees for Unconventional Help
Nate
Okay, I'm gonna need both of you assclowns to hack into Clay's phone so we can find him.
Tim
Come on, why would we help you, dude? Seriously?
Drew
Yeah, why would we help you?
Nate
Because I'm your fucking boss, and I'm telling you to.
[grabs Tim by the collar]
Drew
He can't touch him!
[turns to Mary]
Mary
I'll allow it.
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