My Boyfriend's Back - A Dead Boyfriend's Impact on Relationships
Johnny:
It's because I'm dead, isn't it? That's why you won't go out with me.
Missy:
Don't insult me.
Johnny:
You're afraid of what people might say, aren't you? Behind your back, everybody whispering, "There goes Missy and the dead kid"!
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My Boyfriend's Back - Unexpected Return Home
Mr. Dingle:
You know, son... your mother and I, and the ambulance driver, and the coroner, and the embalmer, were all pretty much convinced that you were dead.
Johnny:
I got better.
Mr. Dingle:
Huh. Well, welcome home, son.
Johnny:
Thanks.
Mr. Dingle:
Are you hungry, do you want something to eat? Gee, there's a lot of food left over from the funeral.
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My Boyfriend's Back - Consequences of Disruption in the Classroom
Johnny:
Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Cooper. You wouldn't BELIEVE the trouble I had getting here!
Johnny's School Teacher:
I would believe it. And I'm not impressed. You get one demerit.
Johnny:
But-!
Johnny's School Teacher:
Just because you're dead does not mean that you can come waltzing in here whenever you like.
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My Boyfriend's Back - Coping with Unwanted Changes in Adolescence
Johnny:
I heard someone my age is supposed to be comfortable with the way their body changes, but given the circumstances, this was too much.
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My Boyfriend's Back - Desperation and Manipulation Before Prom Night
Eddie:
Alright, newsflash. This just in, Johnny: Missy is going to the prom with Buck. You got it?
Johnny:
Look, you pretend to kill her. I saved her life, she thinks I'm a hero, ditches Buck and goes to the prom with me. How sweet is that?
Eddie:
This is desperate and this is sick. I think you should get some therapy. I do!
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School Ties - Desperate Plea for Meaningful Connection
McGivern:
If I don't get total tit tonight, I will be using this razor to cut my throat. As I see it, sex is my only reason for living.
Charlie Dillon:
Then be careful you don't cut your hand.
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