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Andrew McCarthy

Andrew McCarthy Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Andrew McCarthy

17 quotes
The Disillusionment of Love
Kevin Dolenz Love sucks.
[repeated line]
Transient Moments and Their Fleeting Nature
Kevin Dolenz We won't even remember this tomorrow.
Lost Love and a Change in Direction
Kevin Dolenz Yeah, once. Junior high, I played bongos in this band and I fell in love with the lead singer. She sang "We've Only Just Begun" as sweet as Karen Carpenter. So, one night, I got high on this cheap malt liquor, and I pledged my love to her. And the next day she ran off with a bass player named Ringo. So, I turned in my bongos for a battered Underwood typewriter.
[to Leslie]
Confronting the Edge of Insanity
Kevin Dolenz You know Jules, there is the brink of insanity and then there is the abyss, which obviously you have fallen into.
[to Jules]
Preference for Traditional Hand Tools
Jonathan Switcher Why don't we stick to good old-fashioned hand tools for the time being, okay?
Questioning Family History of Insanity
Jonathan Switcher Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child? Is there any history of insanity in the family?
[on the phone]
Unrequited Love and Hidden Feelings
Kevin Dolenz Well, for your information, I happen to be in love with someone, only they don't know it, okay?
[to Naomi]
An Artist's Unique Connection to Their Work
Jonathan Switcher I must be losing my mind. I guess all artists fall in love with their work, but you just seem so special.
Trust and Anger in Relationships
Kevin Dolenz Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.
The Joy of Creative Inspiration
Jonathan Switcher It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you're the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist.
[seeing Mannequin Emmy in a store window]
A Dismissive Departure from Employment
Jonathan Switcher I'm fired, pick up my paycheck on the way out, never come back...
[to his boss]
Fear and Perception in International Relations
Kevin Dolenz I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It's a harmless fear, but it makes America feel better, Russia gets an inflated sense of national worth from our paranoia. How's that?
Perspectives on Beach Sounds and City Life
Hall I don't understand how anybody can live at the beach. Those waves crashing and flopping all the time - drive me crazy.
Relyea I'm with you, Eddie. I like the sound of traffic when I'm sleeping.
Jimmy Fields I find it very peaceful. Most people do. I guess cops are just different.
Finding a Place of Belonging
Jonathan Switcher I'm not the same guy I used to be. I finally found a place where I belong.
Caution Against Handing Over Dangerous Tools
Kevin Dolenz Do not hand that man a blowtorch.
The Illusions of Love and Marriage
Kevin Dolenz Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.
The Surplus of Law Students Over Lawyers
Kevin Dolenz You know, there are more people in law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that.