Memorable Quotes from Andy Buckley
1 quoteBalancing Fun and Safety on the Ship
Dave
Captain, I'm really sorry about what happened. Alvin, he's a kid. He's just trying to have some fun.
Captain Correlli
There's nothing wrong with fun. Our pelican makes sure that everybody on the ship has fun. In fact, in port, he circles the ship on a hang glider. It's really quite amusing. However, my number one priority is the passengers safety, so I simply cannot have Alvin put himself, or anyone else, at risk again.
Dave
Believe me, I understand.
Captain Correlli
If Alvin breaks any more of our rules, there will be consequences.
Dave
The last thing we want is anybody getting hurt.
Pelican Mascot
Excuse me.
[bumps into a waiter, causing him to spill steaming hot gravy on Dave's lap.]
Dave
Hot!
[gasps]
Waiter
Sorry.
Dave
Hot! Unbelievable. Gravy pants.
[heads outside and wipes himself off]
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