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Andy Dick Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Andy Dick

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Naming the Villain in Inspector Gadget
Sykes How about, uh, Captain Claw?
Scolex No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no--
Kramer Or Santa Claw?
Scolex Just Claw. One word. Like ].
[[w:Madonna|Madonna]
Kramer Well, any-hoo, Captain, sir, Cl-- Mr. Claw, uh, I know how much you like to maintain an active lifestyle, so I have managed to, um, design a few interchangeable options. Hi hi.
[shows a prosthetic hand]
Scolex Oh, very clever, Kramer.
Sykes Oh, very clever, Kramer.
[mocking]
Scolex Very clever, indeed.
[Claw snaps near Kramer's face]
Kramer Well, first we have the opera hand, for those special nights out. And I know how much you enjoy Japanese food, so I made you a sushi hand. See there? Tasty.
[mimics eating]