Waitress - Embracing Others' Pain and Suffering
Old Joe:
I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others.
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Spy Hard - Channel Switching Confusion in Spy Hard
Coleman:
You gotta put it on channel three! (Director presses channel three button)
Bishop:
No, four! (Director presses a button)
Bishop: [[relevant]
Switch it to VHS. (Director presses the ] button)
Coleman:
Aaaaaand, take it off of cable.
Bishop:
Put it on the monitor.
Announcer:
And now for a special message from Rancor Industries!
General Rancor:
She makes a pretty hood ornament, don't you think? Yes, it is I, good old General Rancor. I'm back, big as life and twice as ugly! You did everything except eat me, and I'm still alive. All Steele did was blow off a couple of arms. That's no biggie, no big thing. Now I got plenty of arms!! Big arms!! Pretty arms!! I got arms up the wazoo! Now let me show you something. Your pretty little agent is now part of the nose cone on top of my missile. This missile will be launched in 36 hours and nothing will stop me!! Only thing is, I'm missing one little chip that controls my satellite, and dag-gone, I want it back! Now you hand me my chip, and I'll give you back your agent. Dick Steele couldn't stop me 15 years ago, and all the Dicks you've got won't stop me now!!
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Spy Hard - Advice on Using a Silencer
General Rancor: [''giving orders to kill a mime'']
And when you shoot him, use the silencer.
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Spy Hard - General Rancor's Threatening Warning to Steele
General Rancor:
That Steele's gonna be sorry his mama ever met his papa. We gonna heat up the fire! Boys!!
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Spy Hard - General Rancor's Confident Threat
General Rancor:
She makes a pretty hood ornament, don't you think? Yes, it is I, good old General Rancor. I'm back, big as life and twice as ugly! You did everything except eat me, and I'm still alive. All Steele did was blow off a couple of arms. That's no biggie, no big thing. Now there are plenty of arms!! Big arms!! Pretty aaaarrrms!! I got arms up the wazoo! Now let me show you something. Your pretty little agent is now part of the nose cone on top of my missile. This missile will be launched in 36 hours and nothing will stop me!! Only thing is, I'm missing one little chip that controls my satellite, and dag-gone, I want it back! Now you hand me my chip, and I'll give you back your agent. Dick Steele couldn't stop me 15 years ago, and all the Dicks you've got won't stop me now!!
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