Memorable Quotes from Andy Samberg
18 quotesRod Kimble's Enthusiastic Stunt Proposal
Rod Kimble
Who wants to see me do a BIG-ASS STUNT!!!
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Preparing for a Date with Style
Rod Kimble
When you go on a date, you put on a shirt, and you drive your bike to the DAAAATE!
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Embrace Life's Shortness with Bold Actions
Rod Kimble
Life's Short, Stunt it!
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Unexpected Encounters in Urban Spaces
Homeless Man
What's up, friend? How you doing?
Nick
Good. I was just gonna go in...
Homeless Man
You walked right in here.
Nick
I didn't mean to.
Homeless Man
You're like a little canary in skinny jeans.
Nick
I was gonna go in to look for my friend.
Homeless Man
You got friends right here. Me and Switzerland are here for you, baby. Let me ask you a question. You ever hook up with a dog?
Nick
No. What? Like an an... A dog, like a pet? No.
Homeless Man
Don't. It's not worth it. I like you so much.
[trying to hug Nick]
Nick
I'm running away. I'm running.
Homeless Man
Run away. Run away, little canary.
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A Journey from Legit to Unlegit
Rod Kimble
I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.
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Earning love as a step-son
Rod Kimble
He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. But I'm his step-son, I have to earn it.
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Confronting death and the desire for competition
Rod Kimble
But I still to kick your ass (Frank). How can I do that if you're dead??
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Rod Kimble's Unconventional Marriage Advice
Rod Kimble
Have fun being married to SATAN!
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Operation Fiscal Jackhammer Begins
Rod Kimble
I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
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Belief and Achievement in Unintentional Rhyme
Rod Kimble
You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
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A Moment of Clarity Through Painful Reflection
Rod Kimble
I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
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Casual Expression of Approval
Rod Kimble
So, cool beans?
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Laundry Habits of Rod Kimble
Rod Kimble
Please believe, I do my laundry with no pants on!
[singing]
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Seeking Solace in a Quiet Place
Rod Kimble
I need to go to my quiet place!
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A Sudden and Unexpected Demise
Rod Kimble
The front of his face exploded out the back of his skull. He died instantly, the next day.
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Rod Kimble Asserts His Maturity and Strength
Rod Kimble
You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!
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Defiance in the Face of Conformity
Rod Kimble
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.
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Confronting the Devil's Influence
Rod Kimble
You're the devil!
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