The Wedding Singer - A Breakup Before the Wedding
Robbie:
Hey, you're late.
Linda:
I'm sorry. I just couldn't do it.
Robbie:
Well, if you need some more time, I guess I can wait.
Linda:
No, I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever wanna marry you.
Robbie:
Jeez, you know, that information might have been a little more useful to me yesterday.
Linda:
I've been talking to my friends the last couple of days...
Robbie:
Uggh...here it comes.
Linda:
...and I've been figuring out what's been bothering me. I'm not in love with Robbie now'. I'm in love with Robbie 6 years ago'. Robbie the lead singer of Final Warning... when I used to come and watch you in the front row with your spandex pants...your silk shirt unbuttoned...licking the microphone like David Lee Roth...
Robbie:
I still got the spandex. I'll put em on right now.
Linda:
The point is I woke up this morning and realized, I'm about to marry a wedding singer. I am never gonna leave Ridgefield!
Robbie:
Why do you need to leave Ridgefield? We grew up here. All our friends are here. It's the perfect place to raise a family.
Linda:
OH...YEAH...livin in your sister's basement with five kids while you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs at a whopping sixty bucks a pop?
Robbie:
Once again...things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!
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