Memorable Quotes from Angela Featherstone
1 quoteA Breakup Before the Wedding
Robbie
Hey, you're late.
Linda
I'm sorry. I just couldn't do it.
Robbie
Well, if you need some more time, I guess I can wait.
Linda
No, I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever wanna marry you.
Robbie
Jeez, you know, that information might have been a little more useful to me yesterday.
Linda
I've been talking to my friends the last couple of days...
Robbie
Uggh...here it comes.
Linda
...and I've been figuring out what's been bothering me. I'm not in love with Robbie now'. I'm in love with Robbie 6 years ago'. Robbie the lead singer of Final Warning... when I used to come and watch you in the front row with your spandex pants...your silk shirt unbuttoned...licking the microphone like David Lee Roth...
Robbie
I still got the spandex. I'll put em on right now.
Linda
The point is I woke up this morning and realized, I'm about to marry a wedding singer. I am never gonna leave Ridgefield!
Robbie
Why do you need to leave Ridgefield? We grew up here. All our friends are here. It's the perfect place to raise a family.
Linda
OH...YEAH...livin in your sister's basement with five kids while you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs at a whopping sixty bucks a pop?
Robbie
Once again...things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!
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