Furry Vengeance - Planning Phase Two with Collaboration
Lyman:
You know, with our animals locked up and under control, I think we could speed up phase two by several months.
Dan:
That would be correct.
Tammy:
Mind if I join you?
Lyman:
Please. Do sit down.
Tammy:
Thank you. So, Dan said you wanted to go over a few of the festival details.
Lyman:
Well, first of all, Tammy, I mean, you've done a fantastic job.
Tammy:
Thank you.
Lyman:
I just have a few tweaks.
Felder:
Tweaks, tweaks.
Lyman:
Our current plans for the festival, well, they're depressing.
Tammy:
Huh?
Lyman:
And this whole thing about pollution and the trees. Please. If my Indian investors wanna be reminded about pollution, they'll stay home in Calcutta.
Felder:
Stink-o.
Tammy:
Well, what do you want me to do? Get eco-go-go dancers?
Lyman:
Great idea. Jot that down.
Felder:
Write this down.
Lyman:
Hey, Mom, you owe me 25 bucks. Yeah, ma, 25 bucks. Stupid!
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Furry Vengeance - Planning an Indian-themed Barbecue Event
Lyman: [sings]
Dan, the Indians will be here in 10 days. We need to show what a truly special place Rocky Springs is. Thinking caps, thinking caps.
Felder:
I got it. We could have an Indian-themed barbecue.
Lyman:
What does that even mean?
Felder:
Lots of things. It could mean... Oh! Instead of burgers, we have buffalo burger! And we have wigwam, and teepee and squaw. Squaw. You were talking about the Gandhi type of Indians.
Lyman:
Uh-huh.
Dan:
Wait, wait, we could sponsor the local Forest Festival.
Lyman:
Forest Festival? That's a great idea!
Dan:
Well, you see, my wife is running it. And they're strapped for cash.
Lyman: [whispers]
You're dead to me.
Dan:
It's a great way to show the community how much we care.
Lyman:
Gold star, Dan. I'll call the publicist and the media.
Dan: [shouts]
Yes! Excellent, sir.
Lyman:
Why are you shouting at me?
Dan:
No, sir, I'm not shouting at you.
Lyman:
Okay, fine, but use your inside voice.
Dan:
Leave me alone!
Lyman:
What's his problem?
Dan:
Hey! Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker?
Lyman:
Did we not vet him? Did we do a mental status exam on him?
Dan:
Mr. Lyman? Are you still there, sir?
Lyman:
Yes, I'm still here! All right? Where's your brain?
Dan:
Sir, it's just... I'm very sorry... Oh, dear.
Dan:
I won't take up any more of your time, so I'll tell you what, I'll pick up a budget and a proposal and then I'll give it to you tomorrow after I huddle up with her on it.
Dan:
Great! Bye! Bees!
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