Memorable Quotes from Angela Kinsey
2 quotesPlanning Phase Two with Collaboration
Lyman
You know, with our animals locked up and under control, I think we could speed up phase two by several months.
Dan
That would be correct.
Tammy
Mind if I join you?
Lyman
Please. Do sit down.
Tammy
Thank you. So, Dan said you wanted to go over a few of the festival details.
Lyman
Well, first of all, Tammy, I mean, you've done a fantastic job.
Tammy
Thank you.
Lyman
I just have a few tweaks.
Felder
Tweaks, tweaks.
Lyman
Our current plans for the festival, well, they're depressing.
Tammy
Huh?
Lyman
And this whole thing about pollution and the trees. Please. If my Indian investors wanna be reminded about pollution, they'll stay home in Calcutta.
Felder
Stink-o.
Tammy
Well, what do you want me to do? Get eco-go-go dancers?
Lyman
Great idea. Jot that down.
Felder
Write this down.
Lyman
Hey, Mom, you owe me 25 bucks. Yeah, ma, 25 bucks. Stupid!
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Planning an Indian-themed Barbecue Event
Lyman
Dan, the Indians will be here in 10 days. We need to show what a truly special place Rocky Springs is. Thinking caps, thinking caps.
[sings]
Felder
I got it. We could have an Indian-themed barbecue.
Lyman
What does that even mean?
Felder
Lots of things. It could mean... Oh! Instead of burgers, we have buffalo burger! And we have wigwam, and teepee and squaw. Squaw. You were talking about the Gandhi type of Indians.
Lyman
Uh-huh.
Dan
Wait, wait, we could sponsor the local Forest Festival.
Lyman
Forest Festival? That's a great idea!
Dan
Well, you see, my wife is running it. And they're strapped for cash.
Lyman
You're dead to me.
[whispers]
Dan
It's a great way to show the community how much we care.
Lyman
Gold star, Dan. I'll call the publicist and the media.
Dan
Yes! Excellent, sir.
[shouts]
Lyman
Why are you shouting at me?
Dan
No, sir, I'm not shouting at you.
Lyman
Okay, fine, but use your inside voice.
Dan
Leave me alone!
Lyman
What's his problem?
Dan
Hey! Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker?
Lyman
Did we not vet him? Did we do a mental status exam on him?
Dan
Mr. Lyman? Are you still there, sir?
Lyman
Yes, I'm still here! All right? Where's your brain?
Dan
Sir, it's just... I'm very sorry... Oh, dear.
Dan
I won't take up any more of your time, so I'll tell you what, I'll pick up a budget and a proposal and then I'll give it to you tomorrow after I huddle up with her on it.
Dan
Great! Bye! Bees!
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