The School of Rock - Uncovering the Truth About Mr. Schneebly
Eleni:
So, his name really wasn't Mr. Schneebly?
Freddy:
Nah, it was, like, Dewey somethin'...
Marco:
What about the project?
Frankie:
Wake up, Marco. There was no project.
Zack:
He just wanted us to play a show so we could make some money.
Summer:
I can't believe we weren't getting graded on any of this.
Freddy:
What are you so bummed about? We had a three-week vacation. Yeah, it was a waste of time, but it was a lot better than school.
Lawrence:
It was not a waste of time.
Freddy:
Hate to break it to you, bro, but yeah, that's what it was.
Lawrence:
You're an idiot.
Freddy:
Hey, shut up!
Lawrence:
No, you shut up!
Freddy:
Hey, you wanna go?!
Tomika: [stands up in Lawrence's defense]
Hey, if you touch him, I'll shove those sticks down your throat, got it?!
Tomika:
Mr. S was cool. We worked too long and hard not to play the show!
Freddy:
Okay, so what are we supposed to do?
Alicia:
I say we get out of here and play the damn show.
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The School of Rock - Lessons on Life and Losing
Dewey:
Oh, you wanna learn something?
Summer:
Yes, I do.
Dewey: [most of the students nod; really getting angry]
You want me to teach you something? Here's a useful lesson for you: give up. Just quit. Because in this life, you can't win. Sure, you can try. But in the end you're just gonna lose, BIG TIME. Because THE WORLD is run by The Man.
Frankie:
Who?
Dewey: [class shakes their heads]
The Man. Oh, you don't know The Man? He's everywhere. In the White House, down the hall, MISS MULLINS, she's The Man. And The Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! Okay? And there used to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock ‘n’ roll. But guess what. Oh, no.! The Man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV! So don’t waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome, because The Man’s just going to call you a fat, washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!!!!
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The School of Rock - Understanding the Consequences of Alcohol Use
Dewey: [to the class on his first day]
Okay, Teach. Teach. Teach. Alright, look, here’s the deal. I’ve got a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie:
Doesn't that mean you’re drunk?
Dewey:
No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy:
It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey:
Wrong.
Freddy:
You wouldn't come to work unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey:
Mmm-hmm. What's your name?
Freddy:
Freddy Jones.
Dewey:
Mmm, Freddy Jones, shut up!
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Stuart Little 2 - Concerns Over Stuart's Playing Time
Coach:
Wallace! Get up! There we go! That's right! Dig! Dig! Go downfield! Downfield! You guys, spread out! Spread out!
Eleanor:
Well, George is getting a workout.
Frederick:
Yeah! What bothers me is that every kid's had a chance to play except Stuart.
Eleanor:
There's plenty of time.
Frederick:
Plenty of time? Honey, there's 40 seconds.
Eleanor:
You know, he did an excellent job of handing out the orange slices, and that's not as easy as it looks. All right, I admit it. I'm glad he's not in the game. I don't want him to get hurt.
Frederick:
Honey, it's Pee-Wee soccer. Nobody gets hurt.
Player:
Irwin, are you okay?
Coach:
Are you all right, Irwin?
Irwin:
Do I look all right?
Coach:
Here. Come on.
Referee:
Better substitute.
Coach:
Tie game. Well, we could play with just 10.
Wallace:
But we have George, so it's like having nine.
Coach:
Wallace, we'll have none of that.
Referee:
Come on, coach.
Coach:
Stuart! Go in for Irwin!
Stuart:
Mom, Dad! I'm goin' in!
Frederick:
Yeah, Stuart!
Eleanor:
Oh, dear.
Coach:
All right, Stuart, I want you to watch your tail out there.
Stuart:
Don't worry, coach, I won't let ya down.
Coach:
Now go get em.
Player:
Let's go, let's go! Come on!
Stuart:
Over here! I'm open! I got it, I got it! I got it!
Eleanor:
I'm goin down there and snatch him off the field.
Frederick:
Honey, honey.
Eleanor:
Knowing boys as I do, I think he might find that just a little... Embarrassing.
Coach:
Get it, George! Go after it!
Wallace:
Pass me the ball, lame-o! Come on!
Coach:
George, shoot!
Stuart:
I got it! I got it!
Coach:
SHOOT!
Stuart:
I got it! I got it!
Player:
Yeah, I did it!
Stuart:
I have to start wearing a cup.
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