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Angelo Massagli Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Angelo Massagli

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The School of Rock
Lessons on Life and Losing
Dewey Oh, you wanna learn something?
Summer Yes, I do.
Dewey You want me to teach you something? Here's a useful lesson for you: give up. Just quit. Because in this life, you can't win. Sure, you can try. But in the end you're just gonna lose, BIG TIME. Because THE WORLD is run by The Man.
[most of the students nod; really getting angry]
Frankie Who?
Dewey The Man. Oh, you don't know The Man? He's everywhere. In the White House, down the hall, MISS MULLINS, she's The Man. And The Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! Okay? And there used to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock ‘n’ roll. But guess what. Oh, no.! The Man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV! So don’t waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome, because The Man’s just going to call you a fat, washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!!!!
[class shakes their heads]
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Stuart Little 2
Concerns Over Stuart's Playing Time
Coach Wallace! Get up! There we go! That's right! Dig! Dig! Go downfield! Downfield! You guys, spread out! Spread out!
Eleanor Well, George is getting a workout.
Frederick Yeah! What bothers me is that every kid's had a chance to play except Stuart.
Eleanor There's plenty of time.
Frederick Plenty of time? Honey, there's 40 seconds.
Eleanor You know, he did an excellent job of handing out the orange slices, and that's not as easy as it looks. All right, I admit it. I'm glad he's not in the game. I don't want him to get hurt.
Frederick Honey, it's Pee-Wee soccer. Nobody gets hurt.
Player Irwin, are you okay?
Coach Are you all right, Irwin?
Irwin Do I look all right?
Coach Here. Come on.
Referee Better substitute.
Coach Tie game. Well, we could play with just 10.
Wallace But we have George, so it's like having nine.
Coach Wallace, we'll have none of that.
Referee Come on, coach.
Coach Stuart! Go in for Irwin!
Stuart Mom, Dad! I'm goin' in!
Frederick Yeah, Stuart!
Eleanor Oh, dear.
Coach All right, Stuart, I want you to watch your tail out there.
Stuart Don't worry, coach, I won't let ya down.
Coach Now go get em.
Player Let's go, let's go! Come on!
Stuart Over here! I'm open! I got it, I got it! I got it!
Eleanor I'm goin down there and snatch him off the field.
Frederick Honey, honey.
Eleanor Knowing boys as I do, I think he might find that just a little... Embarrassing.
Coach Get it, George! Go after it!
Wallace Pass me the ball, lame-o! Come on!
Coach George, shoot!
Stuart I got it! I got it!
Coach SHOOT!
Stuart I got it! I got it!
Player Yeah, I did it!
Stuart I have to start wearing a cup.
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The School of Rock
Uncovering the Truth About Mr. Schneebly
Eleni So, his name really wasn't Mr. Schneebly?
Freddy Nah, it was, like, Dewey somethin'...
Marco What about the project?
Frankie Wake up, Marco. There was no project.
Zack He just wanted us to play a show so we could make some money.
Summer I can't believe we weren't getting graded on any of this.
Freddy What are you so bummed about? We had a three-week vacation. Yeah, it was a waste of time, but it was a lot better than school.
Lawrence It was not a waste of time.
Freddy Hate to break it to you, bro, but yeah, that's what it was.
Lawrence You're an idiot.
Freddy Hey, shut up!
Lawrence No, you shut up!
Freddy Hey, you wanna go?!
Tomika Hey, if you touch him, I'll shove those sticks down your throat, got it?!
[stands up in Lawrence's defense]
Tomika Mr. S was cool. We worked too long and hard not to play the show!
Freddy Okay, so what are we supposed to do?
Alicia I say we get out of here and play the damn show.
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The School of Rock
Understanding the Consequences of Alcohol Use
Dewey Okay, Teach. Teach. Teach. Alright, look, here’s the deal. I’ve got a hangover. Who knows what that means?
[to the class on his first day]
Frankie Doesn't that mean you’re drunk?
Dewey No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Wrong.
Freddy You wouldn't come to work unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Mmm-hmm. What's your name?
Freddy Freddy Jones.
Dewey Mmm, Freddy Jones, shut up!
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