Better Than Chocolate - A Surprise Reunion at the Festival
Bernice:
Do we have a problem in here?
Frances:
Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the Women's Music Festival!
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Better Than Chocolate - Supreme Court Ruling and Customs Debate
Frances:
Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.
Mr. Marcus:
Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but…
Frances:
Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.
Mr. Marcus:
In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.
Frances:
We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.
Mr. Marcus:
From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.
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Better Than Chocolate - Censorship and Misunderstanding in Literature
Mr. Marcus:
The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.
Frances:
Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?
Mr. Marcus:
Well, we, we thought it was something else.
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Better Than Chocolate - Embracing the Obscene as a Purpose
Frances:
Of course it's obscene! That's the point!
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