Philomena - A Lighthearted Exchange on Health and Aging
Martin:
Philomena, how are you?
Philomena:
I had a hip replacement last year, Martin, titanium, so it won't rust.
Martin:
Otherwise I'd have to oil you like the tin man
Philomena:
Is that right?
Martin:
Oh no!
Jane:
He's just joking, mom.
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