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Amy Alden: Mama to Papa. That was so cool!

Thomas Alden: Yeah, great. I just made a criminal out of my own daughter. Now we'll both do time behind bars.

Amy Alden: Dad, stop being so dramatic.

Thomas Alden: Now, look, this is just the beginning, Amy. We've got to make 120 nautical miles by sundown, fly across Lake Ontario, cross an international boundary without a permit carrying stolen goods, without filing a flight plan, without any official approval, four days behind schedule. We're on the edge, my dear.

Susan Barnes: It's all right.

Amy Alden: [sobbing] This house is full of contraptions!

Susan Barnes: I know. You're right.

Amy Alden: HE'S SO WEIRD!

Susan Barnes: You're right. He is.

Amy Alden: I miss my friends and my room! Who was that guy?

Susan Barnes: Oh, he's just a guy, and he didn't see you.

Amy Alden: He did too!

Susan Barnes: No, he didn't.

Amy Alden: He did!

Susan Barnes: No.

Amy Alden: And why did he bring that other guy here to chop their wings off?!

Susan Barnes: Your father didn't know. Nobody knew he was going to do that.

Amy Alden: He did too, and he's coming back!

Susan Barnes: No, he isn't.

Amy Alden: HE SAID HE WAS!! NO!! NO!!

Susan Barnes: Amy! Amy| Amy, listen to me. I know I can never replace your mother. No one can. But if you let me, I can be your friend. And the first rule about friends is they have to trust each other, right? I promise you, nothing is going to happen to those geese. I won't let it and neither will your dad.

Amy Alden: Excuse me, sir, please leave him alone.

Glen Seifert: Your name's Amy, isn't it? Well, Amy, these geese belong to the Crown.

Amy Alden: What crown?

Glen Seifert: That's the Queen of England.

Thomas Alden: Pinioning?

Susan Barnes: I have no idea.

Glen Seifert: [prepares to cut the tip off Igor's wing with a fingernail clipper] She made rules for us to follow. It's for the good of the goose, it's for the good of the people. Now what you do is you take the wing and you just shave a bit off the cuticle here--

Amy Alden: [utterly enraged; shoots up from her chair and hits Seifert on the head repeatedly with a bowl of popcorn] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!

Thomas Alden: [indignantly grabs Seifert and hauls him to the door; Susan grabs Igor from Seifert's hand while Amy takes the flock in the bathroom] What the hell are you doing?!

Susan Barnes: Watch out!

Glen Seifert: Jeez! What are you doing?!

Thomas Alden: [throws Seifert down the stairs] What the hell do you think you're doing, huh?!

Glen Seifert: What is wrong with you? I'm trying to help! What happens when your birds start to fly? What happens in two months when they start to migrate? They're gonna end up zapped in power lines or dead on the highway, except--

Thomas Alden: [shoves Seifert by force] GET OFF MY LAND!!

Glen Seifert: LISTEN TO ME!! Your birds could be carrying parasites and disease! If they infect while they want--

Thomas Alden: STAY OFF OF MY PLACE!!!

Glen Seifert: Your birds are gonna get clipped, no matter what! If your birds fly, I'm gonna have to confiscate them!

Thomas Alden: Amy? It's Dad.

Amy Alden: Dad? Why are you here?

Thomas Alden: I came down from Canada. I've come to take you home.

Amy Alden: What do you mean?

Thomas Alden: Well, I mean...

Amy Alden: Where's Mum? Tell me, Mum died, didn't she?

Amy Alden: [screaming in the shower after a lotion malfunction] GET OOOUUUUTT!!! Get out!! GET OUT!!!

Amy Alden: Hello, Papa Goose! This is so cool!

Amy Alden: Dad, look! They're really flying with me!

Laurie: [wearing Disney princess costumes] I am not wearing this. It's too small. And my tits keep popping out.

Danielle: That's the idea.

Laurie: I don't know why we drove out here when there are perfectly good guys in the city.

Janet: Fresh meat.

Maria: It's what we do every Halloween, Laurie.

Laurie: Whatever happened to Trick or Treating?

Maria: Puberty.

Janet: Last year we were in Tampa.

Maria: And we went as sexy nurses.

Danielle: No Janet, Tampa was two years ago, I remember because you puked doing a guy in his pickup truck.

Janet: I ate some bad Mexican, and it was a jeep.

Danielle: Last year was San Diego. We dressed as sailors and ended up with sailors.

Janet: Yeah, and Maria's sailor was a girl.

Maria: So what, she had a nice ass, it all tastes the same to me anyway.

Flora McGrath: One day when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. But so passionate was their singing that they did not notice, nor did they stop as the rain began to fall, and when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet a great bolt of lighting came out of the sky and struck my father so that he lit up like a torch. And at the same moment my father was struck dead my mother was struck dumb! She never spoke another word.

Lilian Kantrowitz: You see, my shainehkuh. You become a woman, the world looks brighter.

Alison Kantrowitz: Don't tell Daddy I got my period.

P.A. Announcer: Long-distance telephone call for Alison Kantrowitz. It's your father! You're a woman now, Alison. Mazel tov, darling. And may you be blessed with a happy marriage and many, many beautiful children.

Lilian Kantrowitz: What is it, my shainehkuh, huh? What is it my darling?

Lilian Kantrowitz: Oh, my God. Mazel tov!

Alison Kantrowitz: Why'd you hit me?

Lilian Kantrowitz: It's a tradition. My mother, your great-grandmother, Sonia - may she rest in peace - she did the same thing to me.

Alison Kantrowitz: It's a stupid tradition.

Lilian Kantrowitz: It's the stupidest goddamn tradition. It's true. You know what I did? I slapped her right back.

Lilian Kantrowitz: Ow! Bandeet!

Pearl Kantrowitz: What's going on in here?

Lilian Kantrowitz: Pearl...

Pearl Kantrowitz: What?

Lilian Kantrowitz: I got news. Today Alison became a woman.

Alison Kantrowitz: I never have to listen to you ever again. I saw you. I was there. You should have seen yourself. You looked disgusting! I'm the teenager! Not you! You had your chance.

Pearl Kantrowitz: No. I didn't.

Alison Kantrowitz: Well then why do the rest of us have to suffer just because you fucked up your life!

Lili: [they kiss] Why did you stop?

Bernard: I'm your teacher.

Lili: You know, I've always wondered what it'd be like to fuck you.

Lili: [lowers her head] Do you think...

Lili: Oh shit! Fuck!

Walt: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Lili: No, it's ok. It's just a bloody nose.

Bernard: You'll have to share the bathroom with the boys. They get the upstairs and I have my own.

Lili: That's all right, as long as Walt remembers to pull the seat down.

Rogue: Bobby, what did you do?

Iceman: I didn't do this.

Professor Xavier: [appears; to John] No. I did. And the next time you feel like showing off, don't.

Magneto: Magnificent, isn't she?

Rogue: I've seen it.

Magneto: I first saw her in 1949. America was going to be the land of tolerance. Of peace.

Rogue: Are you gonna kill me?

Magneto: [pause] Yes.

Rogue: Why?

Magneto: [[w:The Holocaust|destroyed] Because there is no land of tolerance. There is no peace. Not here, nor anywhere else. Women, children, whole families ] simply because they were born different from those in power. Well, after tonight, the world's powerful will be just like us. They will return home as brothers. As mutants. Our cause will be theirs. Your sacrifice will mean our survival. I'll understand if that comes as small consolation.