Anne Haney Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Anne Haney

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Liar Liar

Trust and Deception in Conversations

Fletcher You don't believe me, do you?

Greta Of course not.

Fletcher How ironic! Okay. Ask me something you think I would normally lie about.

Greta All right. Remember a couple of months ago when I wanted a raise?

Fletcher Forget it. I don't wanna do this.

[nervously]

Greta And the company wouldn't give me one...

Fletcher Greta please!...

[freaking out]

Greta And I asked if you would give it to me out of your own pocket! And you said "the company would not allow it, because it would create jealousy among the other secretaries!" Now, was that true, or did you just not wanna pony up the dough?

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Mrs. Doubtfire

Home Inspection Guidelines Explained

Mrs. Sellner As your court liaison, I will be looking at two things: your living environment-

Daniel It’s more like a habitat, really.

Mrs. Sellner ...and I will be coming by on Monday and Friday evenings to inspect it.

[glares at Daniel, unamused]

Daniel Well, I'll put on a chicken.

[good old boy accent]

Mrs. Sellner And of course there's also the job issue. I've taken the liberty of making an appointment for you.

[shows Daniel a paper with information pertaining to a job interview]

Daniel Thank you.

Mrs. Sellner Oh, by the way, do you have any special skills?

Daniel Oh, yes, I do. I do voices.

Mrs. Sellner What do you mean, you do voices?

Daniel Vell, I do voices. Yes! We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake. So happy to be in America, don't ask for green card! I want you in the worst way! Well, this is certainly a rough meeting and it's not going well for me, I'll tell you that. Hey, boss, give her a chance, she's gonna loosen up any moment. Look at me right now, Moneypenny, I want to undo that bow and get to know ya. I'll be crazy to make a deal with you! Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head. This is it! Yes, I'm doin it! I'm sittin on a gold mine! Don't make me smack ya, sweetheart, I'll do it. Figaro! I do a great impression of a hot dog.

[German accent; as [[Aladdin (1992 Disney film)|Genie; as [[w:Mork from Ork|Mork from Ork; as [[w:Moscow on the Hudson|Vladimir Ivanoff; as monster; as [[Groucho Marx; as [[w:Chico Marx|Chico Marx; as [[Sean Connery|Sean Connery; as [[w:Cadillac Man|Joey O'Brien; as [[Ronald Reagan; as [[w:Walter Brennan|Walter Brennan; as [[Humphrey Bogart; as Pudgy the Parrot; normal voice; stiffens and pulls a petrified face]

Mrs. Sellner Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?

Daniel I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong. Thank you. Listen, bottom line, I need to be with my children. And I’ll do anything to do that. You just tell me what to do.