Anne HaneyQuotes

Mrs. Sellner: As your court liaison, I will be looking at two things: your living environment-

Daniel: It’s more like a habitat, really.

Mrs. Sellner: [glares at Daniel, unamused] ...and I will be coming by on Monday and Friday evenings to inspect it.

Daniel: [good old boy accent] Well, I'll put on a chicken.

Mrs. Sellner: [shows Daniel a paper with information pertaining to a job interview] And of course there's also the job issue. I've taken the liberty of making an appointment for you.

Daniel: Thank you.

Mrs. Sellner: Oh, by the way, do you have any special skills?

Daniel: Oh, yes, I do. I do voices.

Mrs. Sellner: What do you mean, you do voices?

Daniel: [German accent; as [[Aladdin (1992 Disney film)|Genie; as [[w:Mork from Ork|Mork from Ork; as [[w:Moscow on the Hudson|Vladimir Ivanoff; as monster; as [[Groucho Marx; as [[w:Chico Marx|Chico Marx; as [[Sean Connery|Sean Connery; as [[w:Cadillac Man|Joey O'Brien; as [[Ronald Reagan; as [[w:Walter Brennan|Walter Brennan; as [[Humphrey Bogart; as Pudgy the Parrot; normal voice; stiffens and pulls a petrified face] Vell, I do voices. Yes! We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake. So happy to be in America, don't ask for green card! I want you in the worst way! Well, this is certainly a rough meeting and it's not going well for me, I'll tell you that. Hey, boss, give her a chance, she's gonna loosen up any moment. Look at me right now, Moneypenny, I want to undo that bow and get to know ya. I'll be crazy to make a deal with you! Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head. This is it! Yes, I'm doin it! I'm sittin on a gold mine! Don't make me smack ya, sweetheart, I'll do it. Figaro! I do a great impression of a hot dog.

Mrs. Sellner: Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?

Daniel: I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong. Thank you. Listen, bottom line, I need to be with my children. And I’ll do anything to do that. You just tell me what to do.

Fletcher: You don't believe me, do you?

Greta: Of course not.

Fletcher: How ironic! Okay. Ask me something you think I would normally lie about.

Greta: All right. Remember a couple of months ago when I wanted a raise?

Fletcher: [nervously] Forget it. I don't wanna do this.

Greta: And the company wouldn't give me one...

Fletcher: [freaking out] Greta please!...

Greta: And I asked if you would give it to me out of your own pocket! And you said "the company would not allow it, because it would create jealousy among the other secretaries!" Now, was that true, or did you just not wanna pony up the dough?