Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Anne Hathaway

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Choosing the Least Attention-Grabbing Vehicle
Agent 99 Which one of these is going to attract the least attention?
Maxwell Smart All right, well we have a couple of Soviet-era sedans here. We have that tractor, that cart. And... that'll work.
[looks inside a garage and spots something]
Agent 99 No.
Agent 99 No!
[objectively]
Maxwell Smart Yess.....
[starts entering the garage]
Agent 99 Oh yeah, we are really under the radar now.
[sarcastically]
Maxwell Smart Will you relax? Since the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
Farmer A Ferrari!
[subtitled Russian; His wife whips out a cell phone and promptly takes a picture of the car]
Unexpected Royal Revelation
Mia Thermopolis Me? A... A princess? Shut... up!!!
Concern for Soy Nuts
Mia Thermopolis Please don't crush my soy nuts.
A Promise of Return
Penelope Promise me you will come back.
A Conversation of Regret and Despair
Jean Valjean How have you come to grief in a place such as this?
Fantine M'sieur, don't mock me now, I pray. It's hard enough I've lost my pride. You let your foreman send me away - yes, you were there, and turned aside. I never did no wrong.
Jean Valjean Is it true, what I have done? To an innocent soul? Had I only known then...
Fantine My daughter's close to dying. If there's a God above... He'd let me die instead...
Jean Valjean In His name my task has just begun, I will see it done!
Confrontation Over Control and Belongings
Tim You are out of control!
Gloria What?
Tim I’ve packed your things, they’re in the bedroom.
Gloria What?
Prepare for confrontation and defend yourself.
Denise Platt Grab anything you can use as a weapon.
The Meaning of Structure and Respect
Penelope The structure's nothing. Without people's respect for its meaning.
Longing for Odysseus Over His Legacy
Penelope I don’t want Odysseus’s song, I want Odysseus!
Debate on Femininity in Relationships
Agent 23 See, this is your problem! Some men like women who are feminine!
Agent 99 What, I'm not feminine?!
Agent 23 Nooo.
Agent 99 I'M NOT FEMININE?!?!?!
Mia's Frustration with Unseen Consequences
Mia Thermopolis Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?! I am invisible... and I am wet.
[sitting in her broken-down car, in the rain; sobs and collapses across the front seat]
Unexpected Birthday Wishes
Mia Thermopolis You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!
Shock Over Monster's Appearance in Seoul
Gloria I just watched the news and I think I’m in shock. A giant monster just materialized over Seoul.
Tim That happened like nine hours ago, and you’re just hearing about this. What have you been doing all day?
A Shift in Partnership Dynamics
Maxwell Smart Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that would work? Have you kissed other men who then plummeted to their deaths?
[99 suddenly stops and turns on him]
Agent 99 Okay, okay! You know what, so far our entire "partnership" has consisted of me getting you out of trouble! Do you know why?! It is because you keep leading!!
Agent 99 So here's how we stop that: I lead now! I'm the one with field experience, and you know nothing!
Maxwell Smart I beg to differ! I looked up your field agent exam, and I scored-
[99 starts walking]
Agent 99 My what?!
Maxwell Smart Your field agent exam! I scored eight points higher than you did! That is the difference between an A+ and an A-!
Agent 99 This is not a classroom! This is real! You are really going to get yourself killed if you don't listen to me!!
[simultaneously]
Maxwell Smart ....A-!
[Beat]
Agent 99 Okay. Okay, you're faced with an assassin. What do you do?
Maxwell Smart I take out my gun and I would shoot-
[draws pistol; As he brings it up in front of him, 99 grabs it and points it at his head]
Agent 99 You don't have a gun.
Maxwell Smart I did until you took it-
Agent 99 Bang!", you're dead!
Maxwell Smart No, I'm not.
[99 lowers it at his heart]
Agent 99 Bang!", you're dead!
Maxwell Smart Stop shooting me.
Agent 99 You are dead! Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang bang!
[starts pointing it to all over his upper body]
Maxwell Smart I don't like it when you shoot me! Stop it! Stop shooting me! You've already said I was- Hey.
[as she's saying that; 99 sticks Max's gun back into his pants, in the process making an almost sexual advance on him]
Agent 99 Throw out your manual. Out here there are no grades. There's only "dead" and "not dead".
[quietly through gritted teeth]
Maxwell Smart You know, I am not completely incompetent without a gun. I am a master in the art of ­Choi Kwang-Do. I was not ready!
[99 stops, glaring away from Max. As he warms up, she suddenly spins and backhands him across his face]
Agent 99 That's my point.
Maxwell Smart You know what- Hey! What was that?!
[She slaps him again]
Fuel Efficiency in Space Navigation
TARS Cooper, there's no point in using our fuel to chase-
[As Cooper suddenly accelerates towards an out-of-control Endurance'']
Cooper Analyze the Endurance's spin.
Brand Cooper, what are you doing?!
Cooper Docking.
A Comedic Take on Vacation Adventures
Maxwell Smart Boy, you know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!
[an alarm on his watch goes off]
Maxwell Smart Time to take my pill... There was a guy in the bathroom who's really hot.
[He leaves and returns to his and 99's table]
Agent 99 OK. Well...
Maxwell Smart No, no, no, radioactive hot. Although, yes, he did have a certain rugged quality that some find appealing.
A Conversation on Regret and Self-Perception
Maxwell Smart I am sorry. Despite today's setback, I will at some point become a field agent. And when that happens, one phone call could take me to the other side of the world. Who am I kidding? I'm a middle aged man who's missed the train. You don't deserve this. I don't deserve you. You're so young, so full of life. Don't do it, Fang. Don't love me. Oh, dear. Sorry.
[sighs; The camera angle changes to show that he's talking to a dog in a pet store display window; As he starts to walk away, a jogger plows straight into him, and both of them fall down; He helps her to her feet]
Agent 99 Oh, great! That was my last mile. Now I have no idea how fast I was!
[looks at her watch]
Maxwell Smart Well, you were really moving. Not easy to knock me down. I have a very low center of gravity. Pretty solid.
Agent 99 I'm just gonna call that one a... 4:50.
Maxwell Smart Impressive. I, uh, once ran a 5:16.
Agent 99 Oh really? That's, uh, slower.
Maxwell Smart Well, not everything's a competition.
Agent 99 If it were, I'd win.
Maxwell Smart Ah. Are you flirting with me?
Agent 99 Not at all. Are you flirting with me?
Maxwell Smart That depends. Is it working?
[99 puts her headphones back in her ears]
Agent 99 Not at all.
[jogs away]
Maxwell Smart Well nice meeting you! I admire your focus! Am I invisible?
[A man comes out of the store wheeling a dolly, and one wheel runs over Max's foot. He screams in pain]
Understanding Love Beyond Sacrifice
Penelope Love's not a sacrifice.
Communication Updates from Various Space Missions
Doyle The lost communications came through.
Brand How?
Doyle The relay on this side cached them. Years of basic data, no real surprises. Miller's site has kept pinging thumbs up, as has Mann... but Edmunds went down three years ago.
Brand Transmitter failure?
Doyle Maybe. He was sending thumbs up right till it went dark.
Romilly Miller still looks good? She's coming up fast ... with one complication: the planet is much closer to Gargantua than we thought.
[Doyle nods, and Romilly begins drawing on a whiteboard]
Cooper Gargantua?
Doyle A very large black hole. Miller's and Dr. Mann's planets orbit it.
Brand And Miller's is right on the horizon?
Romilly A basketball on the hoop. Landing there takes us dangerously close. A black hole that big has a huge gravitational pull.
Cooper Look, I can swing around that neutron star and decelerate—
Brand It's not that, it's time. That gravity will slow our clock compared to Earth. Drastically.
Cooper How bad?
Romilly Every hour we spend down there will be maybe... seven years back on Earth.
Cooper Jesus...
Romilly That's relativity, folks.
Navigating Workplace Challenges and Criticism
Andrea She hates me, Nigel.
Nigel And that's my problem because... Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem.
Andrea I don't know what else I can do because if I do something right, it's unacknowledged. She doesn't even say thank you. But if I do something wrong, she is vicious.
Nigel So quit.
Andrea What?
Nigel Quit.
Andrea Quit?
Nigel I can get another girl to take your job in five minutes... one who really wants it.
Andrea No, I don't want to quit. That's not fair. But, I, you know, I'm just saying that I would just like a little credit... for the fact that I'm killing myself trying.
Nigel Andy, be serious. You are not trying. You are whining. What is it that you want me to say to you, huh? Do you want me to say, "Poor you. Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy"? Hmm? Wake up, six. She's just doing her job. Don't you know that you are working at the place that published some of the greatest artists of the century? ], ], de la Renta. And what they did, what they created was greater than art because you live your life in it. Well, not you, obviously, but some people. You think this is just a magazine, hmm? This is not just a magazine. This is a shining beacon of hope for... oh, I don't know... let's say a young boy growing up in ] with six brothers pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight. You have no idea how many legends have walked these halls. And what's worse, you don't care. Because this place, where so many people would die to work you only deign to work. And you want to know why she doesn't kiss you on the forehead and give you a gold star on your homework at the end of the day. Wake up, sweetheart.
Characters' Desires Fulfilled Through Challenges
Jane Austen My characters shall have, after a little trouble, all that they desire.
Questioning the Obvious
Gloria What was that?
Garth A helicopter.
Gloria What with like the pilot and everything?
A Conversation on Sacrifice and Redemption
Selina Kyle I blow that tunnel open, I'm gone.
Batman There's more to you than that.
Selina Sorry I keep letting you down. Come with me, Bruce. Save yourself. You don't owe these people any more. You've given them everything.
Batman Not everything, Selina. Not yet.
Unexpected Identities in a Strange Encounter
Gloria Keep it cool. These people are looking at us.
Oscar Hi. She's the monster; I'm the robot.
[looks at the women at the next table]
Weather Delays Affect Personal Commitments
Andrea Hello Miranda?
[''on phone'']
Miranda My flight has been cancelled. It's some absurd weather problem. I need to get home tonight. The twins have a recital tomorrow morning at school.
[''on the phone from Miami'']
Andrea What?
Miranda AT SCHOOL!
Andrea Absolutely. Let me see what I can do.
Miranda Good.
[''hangs up on her'']
Andrea Miranda, hi, I'm trying to get you a flight but no one is flying out because of the weather.
[''answering the phone few minutes later'']
Miranda Oh, please... it's just- I don't know- drizzling. Someone must be getting out. Call ]. Get her jet. Call everybody else that we know that has a jet- Irv?- Call every- This is your responsibi- THIS IS YOUR JOB!- Get-me-HOME!
[''Background in Miami shows a huge storm and smashing thunder'']
Andrea Oh, my god! She's going to murder me.
Richard Sachs What does she want you to do, call the National Guard and have her airlifted out of there?
Andrea Of course not! Could I do that?
[''beat'']
Difficult Choices in Space Exploration
Cooper We no longer have the fuel to visit both prospects, so, we have to choose.
Romilly But how? They’re both promising. Edmunds’ data is better, but Dr. Mann is the one still transmitting, so…
Brand We’ve no reason to suspect Endmunds’s data would have soured. His world has key elements to sustain human life.
Cooper As does Dr. Mann’s.
Brand Cooper, this is my field. And I really believe Edmunds’ is the better prospect.
Cooper Why?
Brand Gargantua, that’s why. Look at Miller’s planet. Hydrocarbons, organics, yes, but no life. Sterile. We’ll find the same thing on Mann’s.
Romilly Because of the black hole?
Brand Murphy’s Law. Whatever can happen will happen. Accident is the first building block of evolution. But when you’re orbiting a black hole not enough can happen. It sucks in asteroids and comets, other events which would otherwise reach you. We need to go further afield.
Cooper You once said that Dr. Mann was the best of us.
Brand He’s remarkable, we’re only here because of him.
Cooper And yet here he is. He’s on the ground, and he’s sending a very unambiguous message, telling us to come to his planet.
Brand Granted, but Edmunds’ data is more promising.
Romilly We should vote.
Cooper Well, if we vote, there’s something you should know. Brand? He has a right to know.
Brand That has nothing to do with it.
Romilly What does?
Cooper She’s in love with Wolf Edmunds.
Romilly Is that true?
Brand Yes. And that makes me want to follow my heart. But maybe we’ve spent too long trying to figure all this out with theory.
Cooper You’re a scientist, Brand.
Brand So listen to me when I say that love isn’t something we invented. It’s observable, powerful. It has to mean something.
Cooper Love has meaning, yes. Social utility, social bonding, child rearing…
Brand We love people who have died. Where’s the social utility in that?
Cooper None
Brand Maybe it means something more, something we can’t yet understand. May it’s some evidence, something artifact of a higher dimension that we can’t consciously perceive. I’m drawn across the universe to someone I haven’t seen in a decade, who I know is probably dead. Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space. Maybe we should trust that, even if we can’t understand it yet. All right, Cooper, yes, the tiniest possibility of seeing Woolf again excites me. That doesn’t mean I’m wrong.
[Stays quiet.]
Cooper Honestly, Amelia, it might. TARS, chart a course for Dr. Mann’s.
[Brand leaves]
Balancing Speed and Safety in Space Travel
Cooper We wanna get down fast, don't we?
Brand Actually we want to get there in one piece.
Cooper Hang on.
Embracing Uniqueness with a Tiara
Mia Thermopolis Just in case I am not enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!
Confronting Reality After a Night of Regret
Oscar You don’t remember anything last night, huh?
Gloria I got really melodramatic, didn’t I?
Oscar You told me that you weren’t really on a vacation, that you’ve been looking for a job for a year, your boyfriend didn’t work out. And since you didn’t have any money you decided to move back here.
Gloria Is there anything else?
Oscar You don’t remember anything?
Mia expresses frustration about being sat on
Mia Thermopolis Somebody sat on me again!
Nervous ticks and their impact on conversation
Oscar You alright?
Gloria Yeah, it’s this nervous tick I have, I get this itch.
Humor in Everyday Conversations
Agent 99 So, how do you know this place?
Maxwell Smart Well, as an analyst, I like to keep my ears open. It's amazing what you can learn listening to chatter. In fact, Ladislas Krstic loves this place, as do many KAOS agents. Cafe Minsk Pinsk in Smolensk - it doesn't get any better than thinsk. See what I just did? I added an "insk" at the end of the word. Made it sound Russian.
[99 stares at him]
Agent 99 Should've smacked you harder.
[sighs]
Maxwell Smart Is that your default setting? Do you just punch people in the face, willy-nilly? "It's Tuesday, I'll punch Max in the face." "Ooh, a box of kittens, time to punch Max in the face." "Oh, I'm having some bread, time to punch Max in the face!
Agent 99 You know, I love bread, and I know bread has a few carbs, but I've never been afraid of carbs, because it seems like no matter how many I eat, I stay thinsk.
The Loss of Dreams and Hope
Fantine There was a time when men were kind. When their voices were soft, and their words inviting. There was a time when love was blind. And the world was a song, and the song was exciting. There was a time...Then it all went wrong. I dreamed a dream in times gone by, when hope was high and life worth living. I dreamed, that love would never die, I dreamed that God would be forgiving. Then I was young and unafraid, and dreams were made and used and wasted. There was no ransom to be paid, no song unsung, no wine untasted. But the tigers come at night with their voices soft as thunder. As they tear your hope apart as they turn your dream to shame. He slept a summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonder. He took my childhood in his stride, but he was gone when autumn came. And still I dream he'll come to me that we will live the years together. But there are dreams that cannot be, and there are storms we cannot weather. I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I'm living, so different now from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream...I dreamed.
Questioning Faith and Consistency in Beliefs
Denise Platt Greg, you only go to church at Christmas, and now you're telling the kids God's looking out for us?
Unexpected Neighbors and Morning Coffee
Liz Thank you so much for last night. I had a blast. And there is fresh coffee for you in the kitchen.
Jason I think I’m out of coffee.
Liz You were. I borrowed some from your neighbor. She was surprised… you had female company. Thought that you were gay. Don’t worry. I set her straight.
Jason Bye.
Unexpected Encounter and Unpleasant Odor
Maxwell Smart Bruce! Lloyd! What happened here... and what is that ungodly smell?
Lloyd Fear.
[whimpering]
Agent 99 Freeze!
Maxwell Smart Freeze.
Agent 99 No, you freeze!
Maxwell Smart You freeze.
Agent 99 I told you to freeze!
Maxwell Smart Freeze, times infinity.
Agent 99 Oh, my God! You!
[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and they recognize each other]
Agent 99 Are you CONTROL?
Maxwell Smart Yes I am. I'm Maxwell Smart. I am a CONTROL analyst. Who are you?
[beat]
Agent 99 I'm Agent 99.
Maxwell Smart Oh, my lord, you are Agent 99? I am a huge fan!
Agent 99 Thank you.
Unexpected Outcomes of Parent-Teacher Conferences
Mia Thermopolis Tell me, how does my mother, or any person for that matter, go into a parent/teacher conference and come out with a date?
Finding Calm in Connection
Jules Ostin The truth is… something about you makes me feel calm, or more centered, or something. And I could use that. Obviously.
The True Nature of Human Actions
Jane Austen A novel must show how the world truly is. Somehow, reveals the true source of our actions.
Confrontation Over Leaving a Bar
Gloria Here! There are your keys; I'm not coming back to your shitty bar!
[throws the bar keys towards Oscar]
Oscar Yeah you are.
[picking up the keys]
Gloria Oh yeah?
[panting]
Oscar Yeah.
Gloria Ow!
[holding her stomach in pain]
Oscar You're gonna keep working at the bar, or I'm gonna come back here tomorrow, and destroy an entire neighborhood.
[calmly]
Gloria Then I'll come back and I'll kick your fucking ass!
[through her teeth, bringing her face close to Oscar's]
Oscar No you won't. I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy.
[still calm]
Oscar see you at work?
[leans down, calm]
Oscar I'll see you at work.
Desire for Normalcy Over Royal Duties
Mia Thermopolis I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.
Unexpected Moments of Giant Monster Dance
Gloria I’m going to show you guys something.
Garth Gloria, you’ve got to see this, it’s dancing.” Referring to the giant monster dancing.
Gloria It’s dancing like…
Oscar Holy shit!
Comment on Parental Identity and Luck
Mia Thermopolis You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are.
[to her cat, Fat Louie]
Embracing Responsibility as Princess of Genovia
Mia Thermopolis (At the Genovian Independence Day Ball) Hi, um... hello. I'm Mia. Um, it stopped raining! I'm really no good at speech-making. Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away, or sometimes I even get sick. But you really didn't need to know that... but I'm not so afraid anymore. See, my father helped me. Earlier this evening, I had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne. And my mother helped me, by telling me it was ok, and by supporting me like she has my entire life. But then I wondered how I'd feel after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia. Would I feel relieved, or would I feel sad? And then I realized how many stupid times a day I use the word I. And probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's like seven billion other people out there on the planet, and... sorry, I'm going too fast. But then I thought, if I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me, that's probably a much better use of my time. See, if I were Princess of Genovia, then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard, and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions. So this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.
Conflict of Priorities in a Mission
Brand I told you to leave me.
Cooper And I told you to get your ass back here! Difference is, only one of us was thinking about the mission—
Brand Cooper, you were thinking about getting home — I was trying to do the right thing!
Cooper Tell that to Doyle. How long to drain, CASE?
[pause]
CASE Forty-five to an hour.
Cooper The stuff of life, huh? What's this gonna cost us, Brand?
Brand A lot. Decades.
Cooper What happened to Miller?
Brand Judging by the wreckage, she was broken up by a wave shortly after impact.
Cooper How could the wreckage still be together after all these years?
Brand Because of the time slippage. On this planet's time, she landed here just hours ago. She might have died only minutes ago.
CASE The data Doyle collected was just the initial status, echoing endlessly.
Cooper We're not prepared for this, Brand. You're a bunch of eggheads without the survival skills of a boy-scout troop.
Brand We got this far on our brains, farther than any humans in history...
Cooper No, not far enough. And we're stuck here till there won't be anyone left on Earth to save—
Brand I'm counting every second, same as you, Cooper.
Cooper Don't you have some clever way we jump into a black hole and get back the years? Don't you shake your head at me!
[Brand shakes her head]
Brand ] is relative, it can stretch and squeeze, but it can't run backwards. The only thing that can move across dimensions like time is gravity.
[[Time]
Cooper The beings that led us here ... they communicate through gravity ... Could they be talking to us from the future?
Brand Maybe.
Cooper Well, if they can—
Brand Look, Cooper, they're creatures of at least five ], to them the ] might be a canyon they can climb into and the ] a ] they can climb up... but to us it's not, okay? I'm sorry, Cooper. I screwed up. But you know about relativity.
[[dimensions; [past; [future; [mountain]
Cooper My daughter was ten. I couldn't explain ]'s theories before I left.
[[Einstein]
Brand Could you tell her you were going to ] the ]?
[[save; [world]
Cooper No. I wasn't much of a parent, but I ] the most important thing — let your kids feel safe. Which rules out telling ten-year-old that the world's ending.
[[understood]
Perception of Change in the Neighborhood
Denise Platt I think our house... Our neighborhood... Our whole street... has moved.
Life Begins Anew at Marriage
Marion St. Claire A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life. You have been dead until now. Were you aware of that? You're dead right now.
Emma I understand.
Marion St. Claire Angela, for example, will die dead.
Impending Change and Adaptability
Selina Kyle You think this can last? There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us.
Bruce You sound like you're looking forward to it.
Selina I'm adaptable.
Struggling with Identity and Expectations as a Princess
Mia Thermopolis I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for the normal body parts to arrive!
Confrontations and Accusations Among Friends
Alma Del Mar You didn't go up there to fish!
Alma Del Mar Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis. I know what it means. Jack Twist? Jack Nasty!
Joe Aguirre You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there. Twist, you guys wasn't gettin paid to leave the dogs babysittin the sheep while you ].
[[wiktionary:stem the rose|stem the rose]
Lureen Newsome What are you waitin for, cowboy? ...a mating call?
Cassie Cartwright You don't say much but you get your point across.
Facing Difficult Goodbyes and New Beginnings
Cooper It is hard leaving everything... my kids, your father...
Brand We're gonna be spending a lot of time together.
Cooper We should ] to talk.
[[learn]
Brand And when not to? … Just being ].
[[honest]
Cooper I don't think you need to be that honest. Hey TARS, what’s your honesty Parameter?
TARS Ninety percent.
Cooper Ninety percent?
TARS Absolute honesty isn’t always the most diplomatic, nor the safest form of communication with emotional beings.
Cooper Okay. Ninety percent it is, Dr. Brand.