Anne Meara Quotes

Mrs. Sherwood Speak English.

Leroy I speak like I likes.

Mrs. Sherwood This is my home room. You'll speak as I like. I teach English. Now, if that's a foreign language, you're going to learn it.

Alice Bushkin Harvey and I are saddened and dismayed to announce that we are no longer the owners of Camp Hope.

Harvey Bushkin Sometimes, in life, things don't work out the way you planned, and in those situations, sometimes you file chapter 9 bankruptcy. We worked our whole life, and what do we have to show? Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!

Alice Bushkin Harvey, please stop. Okay, kids, out with the old, and in with the new. Now, your new owner is gonna introduce himself in a minute. But, you know what I would like? Please, could you give us just one more Camp Hope "Hi, hi, hiya"?

Crowd Hiya.

Alice Bushkin God bless all of you.

Harvey Bushkin One word of advice, NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS!

Mrs. Sherwood This is no Mickey Mouse school. You're not getting off easy. Because you're talented, you'll work twice as hard. Now, I don't care how well you dance or how many colored tutus you have. If you don't give your academic subjects equal time, you're out.

Leroy Bullshit!

Margaret Miriam, there's no easy way to tell you this, so - your husband - he was granted a divorce from you in 1952.

Miriam Oh, thank God!

Leroy I told you I done it and I forgot it.

Mrs. Sherwood My hearing is fine. It's your homework that's missing. And these couple of pages I have are unintelligible.

Leroy It's a secret language, all right? It ain't meant for whiteys to understand!