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Anne Wittman Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Anne Wittman

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Divine Wrath and Societal Condemnation
Church Leader And I say to you, bear witness! Watch the news. Watch the news. AIDS! Floods! The blood of the innocent, spilled! And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! And yet, some still doubt this is the work of the Antichrist! You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter...
Merlin Charming sermon. Can you see Valentine anywhere?
[remotely watching]
Church Leader So, my friends, although he is a just God, he is just a vengeful one and there can be no turning back from the almighty wrath...
Gazelle Are you sure we're out of range?
Valentine We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?
Gazelle What if the calculations are wrong?
Valentine You just have to trust me.
Church Leader ...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them for all eternity.
Harry Would you excuse me?
Church Blonde Woman Where are you going? Hey! What's your problem?
[Harry tries to leave the church]
Harry I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Valentine Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now. Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards.
Church Leader I kindly ask you to sit down, my friend!
[continuing his sermon]
Church Blonde Woman Just leave this church! You just leave this church like the infidel you are! Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies! You will drown in the blood of the Lord! He will not save you!
Eggsy Holy fuck!
[remotely watching]
Valentine Oh, shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.