Memorable Quotes from Antonio Banderas
34 quotesDebate on Pre-Fight Intimacy
Cesar Dominguez
I thought we were not supposed to get laid for a couple of weeks before a fight.
Vince Boudreau
Says who?
Cesar Dominguez
Everybody knows that. You know, it's an energy thing...
Vince Boudreau
All the great ones got laid before they fought! I mean, the more the better, man.
Cesar Dominguez
You never told me that!
Vince Boudreau
Yeah, well, I thought you knew, man. The words go together: Champion and pussy. Champion, pussy. Just think about it. It's a natural.
Cesar Dominguez
Oh, Jesus Christ!
[Starting to laugh]
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The Ease of Destruction Over Creation
El Mariachi
It's strange how pulling a trigger is easier than playing the guitar. Easier to destroy, than to create.
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A Room with a View of Sunset
El Mariachi
Any suggestions, Ms. "Why don't we get a room on the 5th floor so we can see the beautiful sunset"?
[caught on the top floor of the hotel by Marquez's men]
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A Mysterious Exchange Over Drinks
El Mariachi
Is there something to drink?
Short Bartender
You got something in the guitar case?
El Mariachi
Yeah...
Short Bartender
What?
El Mariachi
A guitar...
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Cesar Dominguez's Perspective on Atheism
Cesar Dominguez
I am an atheist, thank God!
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Armand's Reflection on Existence and Eternity
Armand
I know nothing of God... or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret, that would damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after four hundred years, I am the oldest living vampire in the world.
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The True Value Beyond Treasure
Santiago Moncada
Five hundred years ago, my family found the world's biggest fortune, then was betrayed. People have been searching for it all in vain. But the voyage was not just about the gold. There was something much more valuable.
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The Tragic History of the Cross
Santiago Moncada
This cross has a very tragic history. So much blood.
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Timing in a critical moment
Short Bartender
¡MATALO!
[kill him]
El Mariachi
Not yet.
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The Art of Storytelling in Action
Buscemi
Then I mentioned the guitar case. Suddenly they got really interested in who you were. So I laid the story down nice and thick.
El Mariachi
How thick?
Buscemi
Well, pretty thick.
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Confession of a Sinner in Desperado
Carolina
Where are you going?
El Mariachi
The church...
Carolina
And what for?
El Mariachi
Confess my sins, I'm a sinner.
Carolina
I know.
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A Conversation About Trust and Betrayal
Sands
Nice tune.
El Mariachi
Something my brother taught me. I killed him.
Sands
Yes I was privy to that information already. How charming. You know, "El"--if I may call you that--I've been doing little snooping around and it seems that the Cartels have a price on your head. I wouldn't want be you. Tell me, is there anyone who doesn't want you dead?
El Mariachi
You tell me.
Sands
I need you to kill a man. El, you really must try this. It's a puerco pibil. It's a slow roasted pork--nothing fancy, just happens to be my favorite--and I order it, with a tequila and lime, in every dive I go to in this country and honestly, that is the best it's ever been, anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It is so good that when I finish with it, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen, and shoot the cook, because that's what I do, I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help me keep the balance by pulling the trigger.
[Sands' food arrives, and he tastes it.]
El Mariachi
You want me to shoot the cook?
Sands
No, I'll shoot the cook, my car's parked out back anyway. You will kill Marquez. Do you remember General Marquez? He's been paid by the Barillo Cartel to kill the President in an attempted coup d'etat.
El Mariachi
Attempted?
Sands
No, no, no, the President will be killed, because he's that piece of good pork that needs to get balanced out. I said attempted because we don't want Marquez taking power. I need you, to put the hurting, so to speak, on Marquez after he's killed the President. Savvy?
El Mariachi
So why me?
Sands
Well, frankly because you have nothing to live for, and in a way you're already dead and Marquez is the man who killed you. So why not return the favor? Go to the church, meet with an associate of mine named Salome at three o'clock and I will call you with further instructions. Was I right? Guess not.
[El Mariachi grabs the picture, tastes the puerco pibil; El Marichi spits the food to the floor]
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Fair Decision in the Fight
Cesar Dominguez
Grace, who do you think won the fight? Vince, or me?
Grace Pasic
I think it was a fair decision.
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Confrontation Among Characters in SpongeBob Movie
Plankton
Where do you think you're going?
Burger Beard
Why don't you get going, little fella, before you hurt yourself?
[he laughs at Plankton's small stature]
SpongeBob
Plankton?
[surprised]
Plankton
It's Plank-Ton! Come on down from there, little fella. You wouldn't wanna get hurt. Huh?
[to Burger-Beard]
Plankton
Come out, come out wherever you are. Huh? MY EYE!!
[Burger-Beard squirts Hot sauce in Plankton's face; screams]
SpongeBob
He's getting away!
Plankton
Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
[he jumps over to the ship]
Plankton
The formula, please.
Burger Beard
Come on. Team up with me. We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
Plankton
No, thanks. I'm already part of a teamwork.
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A Reflection on Their Time Together
Grace Pasic
Cesar, it was a nice three months together.
Cesar Dominguez
Six. It was six months, honey.
Grace Pasic
But only three were nice.
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Trust and Beauty in Cars
Grace Pasic
Who would have thought that the Oldsmobile would come up with a muscle car? Listen to this.
[Working on the engine of her Oldsmobile Cutlass; revs the engine]
Cesar Dominguez
That's beautiful!
Grace Pasic
I don't trust a quiet car.
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Legend of the guiding bear
Hunter Cabot
According to legend, the bear will show you the way.
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The Finality of Revenge and Closure
Buscemi
What happens when he's dead?
El Mariachi
When Bucho is dead... it's over. He is the last one.
Buscemi
End of payback? An eye for an eye and all that crap? You finally going to be satisfied?
El Mariachi
I think so.
Buscemi
I hope so. Because I don't have the stomach for this anymore.
El Mariachi
You never did.
Buscemi
Well... neither did you.
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A Conversation on Confession and Consequences
Priest
Would you like confession?
El Mariachi
Maybe later. Where I'm going, I would just have to come straight back.
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Admiring the Boat's Aesthetics
Hunter Cabot
Smooth, strong, easy on the eye. And that's just the boat! Voilà!
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Avoiding Chaos in Conflict
Buscemi
Just try and keep it from turning into a fucking bloodbath, all right? Not like last time.
El Mariachi
That one wasn't my fault.
Buscemi
Well, of course not.
El Mariachi
No, they started it.
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The Irony of Unchanging Existence
Armand
The world changes, we do not; therein lies the irony that finally kills us.
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Prepared for the Journey Ahead
El Mariachi
Just in case. It's a long ride to the next town.
[comes back for the guitar-case of weapons that he just threw away]
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Acknowledgment in Uncertain Moments
El Mariachi
Carolina, did I thank you?
Carolina
No.
El Mariachi
I will.
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A Fortuitous Opportunity Awaits
Hunter Cabot
It is your lucky day.
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Breaking Ties with Sands
Cucuy
There's cartel on every corner.
El Mariachi
Sands told me you handle protection.
Cucuy
I don't work for Sands anymore, and since I'm a MexiCAN, I can do whatever I want.
El Mariachi
Then I guess I don't work for Sands either, goodbye.
Cucuy
There's a price on your head, I'm going to collect. Why don't you just tell Barillo everything you know and then maybe he'll just cut off your hands.
[Grabbing El Mariachi's arm]
El Mariachi
And if I don't?
Cucuy
You know that Old Man I killed in your village? What if your whole village was next?
El Mariachi
Would you kill them?
Cucuy
Me? They certainly would.
[Pointing at Barillo cartel members]
El Mariachi
Then I guess I have no choice, but to kill you all.
[Shoots Barillo Cartel men]
El Mariachi
You are last.
[to Cucuy]
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A Legacy of Seeking Treasure
Santiago Moncada
You are a collector I don't dabble. My family has been looking for this fortune for a very long time.
['''Nathan:''' Well, I dabble.]
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Seeking Strength and Forgiveness
El Mariachi
Give me the strength to be what I was, and forgive me for what I am.
[praying]
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Loss and Grief in Once Upon a Time
Marquez
Carolina?
El Mariachi
She died.
[in Spanish]
Marquez
And your daughter?
[in Spanish]
El Mariachi
She died.
[in Spanish]
Marquez
And you?
[in Spanish]
El Mariachi
Dead.
[in Spanish]
Marquez
And me?
[in Spanish]
El Mariachi
Alive and well.
[in Spanish]
El Mariachi
In hell.
[in Spanish]
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Unforgettable Encounters in Dreams
Nicolas Bardo
I'm sorry. You look so familiar. Haven't we met before, somewhere?
Laure Ash
Only in my dreams.
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Captain Hunter's Introduction
Hunter Cabot
Captain Hunter at your service.
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Invitation to Engage in Action
El Mariachi
Let's play ...
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Confession of a Killer in Desperado
El Mariachi
Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.
Buscemi
No shit!
[opens window in confessional]
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The Origin of Bikini Bottom's Krabby Patty
Burger Beard
Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called Bikini Bottom. In this town, there was a place called the Krusty Krab, where folks would come to eat a thing called the Krabby Patty. Every greasy spoon has a fry cook. And the one who worked here was named SpongeBob SquarePants.
[as he is reading the story]
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