Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning - System Malfunctions and Catastrophic Damage Reported
Dwarf:
Massive damage taken!
Info:
One twist drive destroyed!
Dwarf:
Lost connections for twinkle banks 3 through 11!
Info:
Computer helpdesk went bankrupt!
Dwarf:
Halludeck going offline!
Info:
Coffee-o-Matic damaged beyond repair!
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Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning - Conflict Between Dwarf and Info Over Remote
Dwarf:
I've had it with you, binary brains!
Info:
Whatever you may think, the VCR remote stop button doesn't harm me.
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