The Blues Brothers - A Request for Toasted Bread
Mrs. Murphy:
Help you boys?
Elwood:
You got any white bread?
Mrs. Murphy:
Yes.
Elwood:
I'll have some toasted white bread, please.
Mrs. Murphy:
You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
Elwood:
No, ma'am, dry.
Jake:
Got any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy:
Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake:
Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy:
You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake:
Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood:
And some dry white toast, please.
Mrs. Murphy:
Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood:
No, ma'am.
Jake:
A Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: [goes into the kitchen, where Matt is cooking]
Be up in a minute. We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
Matt "Guitar" Murphy:
Say what?
Mrs. Murphy:
They look like they're from the CIA or somethin'.
Matt "Guitar" Murphy:
What they want to eat?
Mrs. Murphy:
The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin on it.
Matt "Guitar" Murphy: [remembers]
Elwood.
Mrs. Murphy:
And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.
Matt "Guitar" Murphy: [goes over to greet them]
And Jake! Shit, the Blues Brothers!
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