Amarcord - A Suggestion for Uncle's Illness
Titta:
Uncle's not feeling good.
Aurelio Biondi:
Then take him to the whorehouse.
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Amarcord - Locked Gate Inquiry
Aurelio Biondi:
Miranda. Miranda! Who locked the gate?
Miranda Biondi:
I did.
Aurelio Biondi:
Why?
Miranda Biondi:
You know why.
Aurelio Biondi:
Unlock it. You've heard what's been going on in the piazza all day. Open up. I have business to take care of.
Miranda Biondi:
Nothing doing. You're staying at home. What's all this stuff? If I wanted to be a widow, I'd kill you myself. I'll strangle you with your neckerchief!
Aurelio Biondi:
Think I'm scared of those black-shirted lice? Give me the key. Give me the key! Miranda! Damn it all!
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Amarcord - Escalating Tensions in Family Dynamics
Aurelio Biondi:
He's getting worse and worse! They're a pair of little hoodlums! You've brought them up wrong!
Miranda Biondi:
Then you do it! Let's see how well you do! I can't stand any more! I'm going crazy! I'm going mad! I'll kill the whole lot of you! No? No? I'll put strychnine in your soup! That's what I'll do! But I'll kill myself first!
Aurelio Biondi:
Good.
Miranda Biondi:
Right now!
Aurelio Biondi:
Go ahead.
Miranda Biondi:
You'll see!
Aurelio Biondi:
I'll kill myself first!
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Amarcord - The Perfection of Nature and Its Creator
Aurelio Biondi:
I can stare at an egg for hours, wondering how nature can make things so perfect.
Miranda:
Cause it was God who made nature, not an ignoramus like you!
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Amarcord - A Title Suggestion for Mortar's Poem
Construction Worker:
Mortar, let the boss hear your poem.
Aurelio Biondi:
Let's hear it. What's it called?
Mortar:
Bricks.
Aurelio Biondi:
Good title!
Mortar:
My grandfather made bricks. My father made bricks. I make bricks too. But, where's my house?
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Amarcord - Aurelio Biondi's Perspective on Life's Humor
Aurelio Biondi:
What are you crying about? It's one big laugh riot!
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Amarcord - The Burden of Daily Struggle
Aurelio Biondi:
I get up at 4:00 am and slave away all day like a mule, and when I come home for a crust of bread, I find a bunch of long faces!
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Amarcord - Contemplating the Stars and Their Foundations
Aurelio Biondi:
Look how many there are. Millions and millions and millions of stars. Jesus Christ! I wonder how they all stay in place up there. I mean, it's pretty simple for us. To build a house, we use so many bricks, so much lime. But up there, sweet Jesus! Where do you put the foundations? They aren't just confetti, you know.
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Amarcord - Questioning Paternity in Amarcord
Aurelio Biondi:
Tell me, who's the father of this piece of shit?
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