Soapdish - Unexpected Reactions in a Heated Moment
Lori Craven:
MOTHER!
Lori Craven:
No, I can't let you do this!
Burton White: [off stage]
She spoke?
Jeffrey Anderson:
She spoke!
Montana Moorehead:
Sudden speech, the last stages of brain fever! She can blow up any moment!
Lori Craven:
I can always speak! Mother...
Montana Moorehead:
She's MY mother!
Celeste Talbert:
MONTANA, SHUT UP!
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Soapdish - Unexpected Lunch Encounter and Test Results
Celeste Talbert: [as Maggie]
Dr. Randall, what a surprise! Are you having lunch here?
Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall]
I will if it's that sample. Huh... I wish it was that simple.
Edmund Edwards: [offstage]
This guy never heard of contact lenses?
Jeffrey Anderson:
The test results have come back.
Celeste Talbert:
And?
Jeffrey Anderson: [pause]
And I'm afraid the results are very disturbing. It seems that Angelique has a rare case of brake fluid... Bran... fluid. Bran flavor.
Burton White:
What the hell?
David Barnes: [offstage]
Brain fever!
Edmund Edwards: [offstage, loudly]
Say it!
Celeste Talbert:
Brain fever!
Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall; they both goggle at the word]
Yes. Brain fever. Or what we call in Austria... Kopfgeschlagen. At the current rate of inflation, her brain will laterally explore the...
Celeste Talbert:
Literally explode?
Jeffrey Anderson:
Exactly, within the next three houses.
Celeste Talbert:
Hours?
Jeffrey Anderson:
Yes, will literally explode within next three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint.
Celeste Talbert:
Restaurant?
Jeffrey Anderson:
Restaurant, yes.
Celeste Talbert:
Her brain will actually explode?
Jeffrey Anderson:
Yes, yes, I've, um, seen it happen. It's a dreadful, dreadful thug. Thing.
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