G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - The Art of Mastery and Disguise
The Doctor:
Are you ready, Mr. Zartan?
Zartan:
Born ready, doctor. This is going to be the achievement of a lifetime.
The Doctor:
Yes, as a master of disguise you have no equal, my friend.
Zartan: [confident]
Eighteen months of studying my target, learning mannerisms. But the devil is in the details.
McCullen/Destro: [enters the room and interrupts]
Gentlemen, let's get it going.
Zartan: [takes out a small container containing nanomites, and smashes it]
One more thing, I'll control my own brain, thank you very much. Let's do this.
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Unexpected Connections in High-Stakes Politics
Zartan:
Hello, Mr President. Mr McCullen sends his regards.
President: [shocked]
Oh my goodness. So that's what this is all about.
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Political Inefficiency and Ambition for Change
Zartan:
American politics. Governors, senators, congressmen. No wonder nothing ever gets done.
McCullen/Destro:
That's what we're going to fix, Mr. Zartan.
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Blood Diamond - Impending Danger in Hostile Territory
Colonel Coetzee:
TIA, huh, Danny?
Archer: [Archer shoots the colonel as the colonel draws his gun again; to Solomon; tries to search Coetzee's body for more ammo, but suddenly feels he was also hit]
TIA... Keep digging, huh? They'be here any second.
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Zartan Reflects on His Thankless Job
Zartan:
You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Acknowledging the Presence of Madness
Zartan:
Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Zartan's Humor on Waterboarding
Zartan:
You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Cobra's Mission to Eliminate G.I. Joe
Zartan:
On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Desire for Power and Leadership
Zartan:
Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Zartan's Take on Environmental Summits
Zartan:
Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Appreciation for a Unique Mask Design
Zartan: [greeting Cobra Commander]
Cool mask!
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The Mummy Returns - The Burden of Destiny and Time
Imhotep: [in Egyptian; in English]
I know you can understand me, little one. So you must listen carefully because it is you who are the chosen one. You who will take me to Ahm-Shere.
Alex:
What if I don't? What if I get a little lost?
Imhotep: [laughs]
You are a strange little one. You are your father's son. But I know something you don't. This bracelet is a gift and a curse. The sands of time have already begun to pour against you.
Alex:
Yeah, yeah. I already heard this part. From the minute I put the bracelet on, seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up.
Imhotep:
Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid before the sun strikes it on that very morning that the bracelet will suck the life out of you?
Alex: [shocked]
That part I missed. Hey, wait a minute, that means I only have five days left!
Imhotep:
And I believe it would be nice trying not to get lost, don’t you?
Alex:
My dad is going to kick your arse!
Imhotep: [takes off his mask, smirking; Alex gasps and steps back]
Hmm. I do not think so.
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