Memorable Quotes from Arnold Vosloo
12 quotesZartan's Humor on Waterboarding
Zartan
You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!
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Impending Danger in Hostile Territory
Colonel Coetzee
TIA, huh, Danny?
Archer
TIA... Keep digging, huh? They'be here any second.
[Archer shoots the colonel as the colonel draws his gun again; to Solomon; tries to search Coetzee's body for more ammo, but suddenly feels he was also hit]
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Political Inefficiency and Ambition for Change
Zartan
American politics. Governors, senators, congressmen. No wonder nothing ever gets done.
McCullen/Destro
That's what we're going to fix, Mr. Zartan.
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Acknowledging the Presence of Madness
Zartan
Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.
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Zartan's Take on Environmental Summits
Zartan
Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.
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The Burden of Destiny and Time
Imhotep
I know you can understand me, little one. So you must listen carefully because it is you who are the chosen one. You who will take me to Ahm-Shere.
[in Egyptian; in English]
Alex
What if I don't? What if I get a little lost?
Imhotep
You are a strange little one. You are your father's son. But I know something you don't. This bracelet is a gift and a curse. The sands of time have already begun to pour against you.
[laughs]
Alex
Yeah, yeah. I already heard this part. From the minute I put the bracelet on, seven days do I have before the Scorpion King wakes up.
Imhotep
Did you also hear that if you do not enter the pyramid before the sun strikes it on that very morning that the bracelet will suck the life out of you?
Alex
That part I missed. Hey, wait a minute, that means I only have five days left!
[shocked]
Imhotep
And I believe it would be nice trying not to get lost, don’t you?
Alex
My dad is going to kick your arse!
Imhotep
Hmm. I do not think so.
[takes off his mask, smirking; Alex gasps and steps back]
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Desire for Power and Leadership
Zartan
Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.
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Appreciation for a Unique Mask Design
Zartan
Cool mask!
[greeting Cobra Commander]
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The Art of Mastery and Disguise
The Doctor
Are you ready, Mr. Zartan?
Zartan
Born ready, doctor. This is going to be the achievement of a lifetime.
The Doctor
Yes, as a master of disguise you have no equal, my friend.
Zartan
Eighteen months of studying my target, learning mannerisms. But the devil is in the details.
[confident]
McCullen/Destro
Gentlemen, let's get it going.
[enters the room and interrupts]
Zartan
One more thing, I'll control my own brain, thank you very much. Let's do this.
[takes out a small container containing nanomites, and smashes it]
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Zartan Reflects on His Thankless Job
Zartan
You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service; they want to burn the constitution. Literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up.
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Cobra's Mission to Eliminate G.I. Joe
Zartan
On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more.
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Unexpected Connections in High-Stakes Politics
Zartan
Hello, Mr President. Mr McCullen sends his regards.
President
Oh my goodness. So that's what this is all about.
[shocked]
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