Art Garfunkel Biography
Arthur Ira Garfunkel (born November 5, 1941) is an American singer, poet, and actor. He is best known for his partnership with Paul Simon in the folk rock duo Simon & Garfunkel.
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Art Garfunkel Quotes
Morality in a World of Chaos
Capt. Nately:
Don't you have any principles?
Old man in whorehouse:
Of course not!
Capt. Nately:
No morality?
Old man in whorehouse:
I'm a very moral man, and Italy is a very moral country. That's why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated.
Capt. Nately:
You talk like a madman.
Old man in whorehouse: [[Benito Mussolini|Mussolini]
But I live like a sane one. I was a fascist when ] was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I'm fanatically pro-American. You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.
Capt. Nately:
You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse:
You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
Capt. Nately:
How do you know?
Old man in whorehouse:
Because I am 107-years-old. How old are you?
Capt. Nately:
I'll be 20 in January.
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