Up in Smoke - Miscommunication During an Arrest
Arresting Officer: [to Man]
And what is your name, sir?
Pedro:
Whut? I told you my name, man!
Arresting Officer: [to Man]
Sir... what's YOUR name?
Pedro: [to Man]
Hey, man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
Pedro:
Uuhhh - His name is RAALLLPH, man!
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Up in Smoke - License Confusion During a Traffic Stop
Arresting Officer:
Sir, could I please see your license?
Pedro:
Whuut?
Arresting Officer:
Your license. Where's your license?
Pedro:
My license? It's on the bumper, man, back there, man!
Arresting Officer:
No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
Pedro: [gets the license with great difficulty; laughs]
Oh. Oh, yeah, I got my driver's license, man... Hey, I thought'a somethin really funny, man... Your mother!
Arresting Officer: [after dirty look, of course]
Sir, what's your name?
Pedro:
Uuhhh... Isn't it on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...
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