Memorable Quotes from Ashanti
3 quotesAdvice on Handling Romantic Interest
Kate
DAMMIT!
Carrie
It's not that hard, uhm... when he speaks to you count to three in your head before you answer him.
Heather
Don't show any interest. Don't even look at him too much.
Carrie
Yeah yeah. You got it?
Carrie
I said you got it?
Kate
I was counting to three!
Beth
Not that slowly! We don't want him to think you're retarded!
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Unspoken Bonds and Jealousy Among Friends
Heather
So I talked to John. He was sweet. He felt bad for you. He said that you were jealous because we share something special. Something that we don't have to label because...
Beth
Because it's our unspoken bond and I just love how secure you are?
[interrupting]
Carrie
And it hurts me to question it, because...
Heather, Beth, Carrie
... YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL FOR ME?
Heather
Damn! He said the same thing to all of us!
Beth
Figures. He makes up with us and he hooks up with us...
Carrie
You guys hooked up?
[interrupts, whispers]
Beth
John and I share something special.
Carrie
Oh what, that he's been in both your pants?
Beth
We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life.
Heather
Hippie slut.
[under her breath, coughs]
Beth
Oh nice, Heather. It's not like everyone doesn't know that little Miss Cheerleader brings it on.
[sarcastic]
Carrie
What, you too?
Heather
John and I belong together. He is the team captain and I am the head cheerleader.
Beth
Oh, I'm sorry, what kind of cheerleader?
Carrie
Oh, like he'd take either of you two seriously?
Beth
Do not lump me with her!
Heather
Oh so what, you're now better than me?
Kate
Shut up.
Heather, Beth
What?
[peeved]
Kate
Sorry.
Heather
You got something to say?
Kate
No, it's none of my business. Okay, let me guess. Does he always use pet names like "Baby" and "Sweetheart?" Yeah, it's not out of affection, it's so he won't mix up your names. And he's all about an unspoken bond or something special, but never about a relationship. And the whole arrangement was your idea, so you feel guilty that he cheated.
[pause]
Heather
Oh my God, you're dating John too?
Kate
No, I knew a guy like him... Skip.
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Planning Revenge Against John Tucker
Heather
I want to bring down you know who.
Beth
Normally, I'm opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception.
Kate
I don't even know him.
Beth
So, you don't even know anyone. You're like the Swiss, you're neutered.
Carrie
Um, it's neutral. Kate, if the three of us tried this alone, we would kill each other. You brought us here. You showed us that we have something in common.
Heather
Exactly. We all want to kill John Tucker.
Kate
Wow. Okay.
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