Mr. Sardonicus - A Tragic Disconnection in Marriage
Baron Sardonicus:
You must know first of all that I am the victim of a little domestic tragedy. My wife does not love me. She has always been a wife in name only. She is revolted, you see. Revolted by my face.
Maude Sardonicus:
It's not only that.
Baron Sardonicus:
Oh come, Madam! My crudeness? My cruelty? My arrogance? This is what you tell yourself in your womanish passion, is it not? But it is my face you bar your door against, not my character flaws.
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Mr. Sardonicus - A Morning Encounter Between Baron and Maude
Baron Sardonicus:
Good morning, Madam.
Maude Sardonicus:
Good morning.
Baron Sardonicus:
May I come in?
Maude Sardonicus:
Well, I...
Baron Sardonicus:
Do not worry. I'm not a man who's affectionate in the morning hours.
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