Memorable Quotes from Austin Stowell
1 quoteTension in a Music Rehearsal Setting
Andrew
Hey. Hey, sorry I'm late.
Fletcher
Well, glad you could fit us into your busy schedule, darling.
Andrew
I know. Look, I'm sorry I'm late, but I'm here. I'm ready to go.
Fletcher
Connolly's playing the part.
Andrew
Yeah, like fucking hell he's playing my part.
Fletcher
What the fuck did you just say to me?
Andrew
It's my part.
Fletcher
It's my part and I decide who to lend it to. Usually it's somebody that has fucking sticks.
Andrew
I left them in the car, I'll be right back. Take me five minutes.
Fletcher
I'm warming up the band now.
Andrew
Look, I can use Ryan's sticks.
Fletcher
Neiman, you lost the fucking part.
Andrew
No, I didn't! Look, you can't fucking do this to me!
Fletcher
CAN'T'?!
Andrew
Yeah!
Fletcher
When did you become a fucking expert on what I can or cannot do, you fucking weepy willow shitsack?
Andrew
I earned that part.
Fletcher
You never earned anything. God, you are a self-righteous prick. The only reason you are a core is because you misplaced a folder. The only reason you're in Studio Band to begin with is because I told you exactly what I'd be asking for in Nassau! Am I wrong?
Andrew
Yeah, yeah. I'm in studio band because I'm the best player...
Ryan
Hey, why don't you just back off, bro?
[interrupts]
Andrew
Hey, you know, fuck off, Johnny Utah! Turn my pages, bitch!
Fletcher
Hey, I can cut you any fucking time I want.
Andrew
You would've cut me by now.
Fletcher
Try me, you fucking weasel! At 5:30, that's in exactly eleven minutes, my band is onstage. If your ass is not on that stool with your own fucking sticks in hand or you make ONE FUCKING MISTAKE, ONE, I will drum your ass back to Nassau where you can turn pages until you graduate or fucking drop out! By the time you're done at Shaffer, you're gonna make Daddy look like a fucking success story! Got it? Or, we can let Johnny Utah play the part. You choose.
Andrew
It's my part, I'll be on your stage. Fuck you.
[to Connelly; runs to get his sticks]
Fletcher
You got ten minutes you fucking pathetic pansy-ass fruit-fuck!
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