Memorable Quotes from Austin Wolff
1 quoteChildhood Disputes and Playful Banter
Grandpa
Hey, you're too young for this job. Do yourself a favor. Go home and tell your mommy to change your diaper. Get out!
[walks outside after hearing crash]
Barney Baker
I don't wear a diaper.
Grandpa
Hey Pistachio! You gotta see this! There's a talking baby out here!
[laughs]
Pistachio
I want to see the talking baby. Coochy-coochy-coo! Brave Barney Baker, nice to see you again!
[pause]
Grandpa
You know this baby?
Pistachio
Yes, of course!
Barney
I was potty-trained when I was 2.
Pistachio
Of course, you are the conductor of the potty train!
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