The Master of Disguise - Childhood Disputes and Playful Banter
Grandpa: [walks outside after hearing crash]
Hey, you're too young for this job. Do yourself a favor. Go home and tell your mommy to change your diaper. Get out!
Barney Baker:
I don't wear a diaper.
Grandpa: [laughs]
Hey Pistachio! You gotta see this! There's a talking baby out here!
Pistachio: [pause]
I want to see the talking baby. Coochy-coochy-coo! Brave Barney Baker, nice to see you again!
Grandpa:
You know this baby?
Pistachio:
Yes, of course!
Barney:
I was potty-trained when I was 2.
Pistachio:
Of course, you are the conductor of the potty train!
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