Awkwafina Quotes

Rebecca You get Dracula people to eat?

Renfield I do other stuff too.

Rebecca Like what? Wash his cape?

Renfield No. It's dry-clean only.

Peik Lin Goh You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus.

Peik Lin Goh She just thinks you're some like unrefined banana. Yellow on the outside, and white on the inside.

Peik Lin Goh Rachel, these people aren't just rich, okay. They're crazy rich. Look, there's new money all over Asia. We got the Beijing Billionaires, the Taiwan Tycoons. But the Young family, they're old money rich. They had money when they left China in the 1800s. And they went all the way down here. Not there. Here. They came to Singapore when there was nothing but jungle and pig farmers. There was a snake here, eating an apple. You know what I mean? And they built all of this. Now, they're the landlords of the most expensive city in the world. They're so posh and snobby, it's snoshy!

Rachel Chu You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?

Peik Lin Goh I'm not an animal, Rachel.

Trevor You can see Morris?

Katy Morris?

Trevor Oho, Morris! They can see you! You're real! All this time I thought I was hallucinating him. Oh, this is fab news.

Katy Where's his face?

Trevor He's a bit sensitive about that.

Peik Lin Goh Good for you. Walking away from Nick and his family's fat-ass property portfolio. You have no one, no net worth, but you have integrity. That's why I respect you.

Rebecca Did you cut that guy's hands off with a serving platter?

Renfield It's all in the wrist.

Katy You started an underground fight ring in Macau when you were sixteen years old?

Xialing If my dad won't let me into his empire, I'm gonna build my own.

Neenah Goh We were inspired by the ] in ].

Peik Lin Goh And ]'s bathroom.

Peik Lin Goh Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5.